Pika pika fuckers, sup? everything is good?
I don't fucking care.
My name is Pikachu, people say that I'm cute, but i hate myself and think that im am gross.
Yes, ima depressed Pikachu, what ya think that the Pokemon world is all magic and rainbows everywhere?
Let me tell you that the Pokemon anime is only showing you the good side of our world, but in this world, there are so many bad things you wanna an example?
Okay, last week my friend Charmander just die by an overdose, u think that's cute?
What about my good friend physduck he is addicted to the purple mushrooms.
That's the real Pokemon world, you guys probably like what about you?
U life sucks why? Well, ima tell u now u dick faces pay attention cuz I'm not gonna repeat my self.
U know how on Pokemon the anime the main pokemon of Ash ketchup and fries is Pikachu, well everyone now wanna catch me and ima wild Pikachu I don't like pokeballs it smells shit inside.
So now ima trynna survive running from 10-year-olds fucking pokemon fanboys.
And this all started when nintendo created Pokemon go, not only now i have to run from people on my world now in u world too fucking humans.
Well, ima good today, just drank some coffee and I'm ready for all the 10-year-olds.
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