Dear Diary......
... Yes... Of course I'm alive.
However, due to my injuries from that... God Forsaken Canoe incident, my condition status reads Temporarily Paralyzed. I can't feel my fingers and toes.
So I called over my private doctor, a Centaur Woman from Alfheim.
I didn't care if she was sworn to the Hippocratic Oath.
I made her swore to me, that she will never disclose my secret location.
Or else, I'll conjure a Mammoth to sit on her.
... Good, she took my warning very seriously, good girl.
The Centaur Doctor gave me a Potion of Paralyze Heal. I should be able to recover in a few weeks. Until then, I am on strict bed rest protocol.
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Worse, my lips cannot touch any drop of liquor - or else the alcohol will cause a negative reaction with the potion and give me an allergic reaction.
Essentially, I could turn into a puff ball and explode green everywhere.
.............................................I don't believe her.
But there is no way in h*ll that I would be dumb enough to take a dare and record myself exploding on the Ethereal Net Drive... Live Stream...
I'm not a human.
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