"Okay, as funny as this is, you should probably talk to your neighbor and tell him to move his hanky panky to a love motel." Joel said, wiping his tears from laughing so hard. Joel was at Nathan's apartment. They invited Lisa but she had plans with her secret boyfriend.

"Yeah yeah, I know. But I refuse to talk to the guy myself. I'll just talk to the landlord instead." Nathan said. He needed to avoid all contact at all costs.

"The guy with all the sugar daddies?" Joel asked.

"Yeah that guy." Nathan responded. It's not his business to assume things but this dude is low- no high key terrifying. There's even rumors that he's killed people. That's just a rumor though so he wouldn't know for sure. "Bro I'm kinda scared." He showed Joel his hands that were barely starting to shake.

"Quit overreacting, I'm sure you'll be fine." Joel grabbed Nathan's phone and handed it to him, gesturing for him to get it over with. "Here. Now do it!"

"Okay okay, geez." The boy went to his contacts and chose his landlord. He started to slowly and dreadfully type. Nathan looked at his friend and dramatically cried, acting as if he couldn't do it.

"BRUH want me to do it for you?!" Joel snapped.

"No..." Nathan typed away. "Wait what do I even say?" He looked confused. Joel sighed and snatched the phone right out of his hands.

"Here."

Me: Hello :) This is Nathan Park from apartment 205. I would like to file a noise complaint if possible. Thank you!

Lil Lord: no

"Well that went well." Joel sighed.

Nathan groaned. "Yeah."