Ajax/ Aj

Ok don’t come at me.

I’m the one who set off the explosions. But for good reason, you see, I was just minding my own business when these people came up to my house, broke the stupid windows, and stole my freaking tv.

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Here I am screaming because a bear is in my house and, this boy comes in and throws a stick at it, and runs. Leaving me alone to think. That was not supposed to happen. I was supposed to be the last one. He was a complete and total accident. Oh well. Damn that was hard to make those bombs too.

“Damn that was weird.” Then of course he comes back.

“Hi! I’m Zayd nice to meet you-“

“Aj.”

“Nice to meet you Aj.”

“Please get the hell out of my house.”

“Ooh a feisty one. But I just got here.”

“Fine you can stay here for one night then you gotta leave. Unless you want me to kill you.”

“Thanks for the offer, but no thanks.”

“Oh?”

“I mean I’d love to sleep with you and everything I just don’t want to die.”

“Sleep with me?” I smirk as his face turns pink.

“Um, no I meant sleep here not the weird thing you might be thinking of.” His face turns red. I think I’m turning him on, because he’s checking me out too. Then, face still red, he smiles a big toothy grin. Yuck.  This guy is just too cheesy. Eew