Dear Nyarl..... Remember Mr. Bear?
Y-yes! O-of course I meant Mike Hawk!! Ahem. After getting to know him a bit more, he's actually quite gentle. Sometimes awkward... for me.
For example, if I stumble, trip, or get stuck in something, he just picks me up and tucks me under his arms... L...like a sack of potatoes (TvT).
I-I know he wasn't trying to bully me or anything, an-and it was for my own benefit as most of the areas I fight in have Difficult Terrain... and my max walking speed is 25 ft per battle turn... Sigh.
... However, there is something I need to point out...
......I don't think he ever showers. Sweaty. Reeked of blood (from God Knows What Animals combined). And eats very greasy foods like Man'Ga Meat.
Now, due to my training as a spy I am capable of holding my breath, for a maximum of 6 hours... However, most of the missions I go on with him, last from a minimum of 10 hours to maximum of 26............................................
I end up passing out... both from the lack of oxygen and his.......Huuurk.
Still, this is one flaw I am willing to, um... endure.
Mostly because he is a Barbarian. He has a natural ability to soak up intense amount of damage and delivering massive power to his enemies with swings.
And the attacks he takes onto himself, were aimed at me... the small one. That is why I choose not to complain about the smell... not openly at least. While he shields me from the enemy's slashing and piercing damages, all I could do was snipe from afar with my Eldritch Blast Cantrip.
At most, I can use my Warlock Invocations to make my Eldritch Blast spells push the enemy away by 10 ft, to give Mr. Bear some elbow room.
............................Even despite my small efforts.
Mike Hawk would turn to me with a bleeding smile, and give a thumbs up...
HOW CAN HE LAUGH AT A TIME LIKE THIS!? WHAT IS HIS HP!?...
HEH!? ONLY AT 90% FULL HEALTH!?
FROM OVER 200 POINTS OF DAMAGES!?
(OдO)
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...............................MY BODY WOULD POP OVER 33 TIMES FROM ALL THAT!
I...I feel so useless right now (TxT)...Nyarl, hold me... No, don't crawl awaaaay!
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