*neighbor's pov*

"YOOO WHASJHKJDG-" Alex yelled out.

"Ugh- what is it babe?" Alex's one night stand said, looking over at the boy. Alex was currently sitting in bed after finishing another round of sex.

He couldn't believe it. His neighbor actually had the guts to send such a vulgar text about him and his dick. Which was very offensive by the way.

Alex felt his phone vibrate in his hand.

Landlord: Just clear the situation and say sorry, Alex. The guy in 205 came to me to file a noise complaint

Landlord: You guys handle this

Me: Of COURSE you had something to do with this 😒

Me: Just so we're clear, I hope you and your 13 sugar daddies die in a fire

Landlord: 14*

He rolled his eyes. Guess I gotta reply to the neighbor dude.

Me: Dear rude guy is apartment 205, I know you wish it was your dick I was sucking ;-) With love, 206.

Handled quickly and done.

"Soooo...." One night stand said.

"Um," Alex let out. "you can leave I guess."

*nathan's pov*

His phone vibrated beside him as he was on his laptop.

"Oh shit." Nathan said out loud.

"What?" Said Joel.

"My neighbor really thinks I'd want to get close to his dick? I'd rather choke, but thanks." Nathan said, thinking of a reply.

"Well, I'm sure your neighbor will help you with that if you ask nicely," Joel said back.

"I hope you burn in the ninth circle of Hell." Nathan said.