Is it just a bad dream? The nightmare is more of a night terror. It feels as if I might die from the pain in my chest. Paralyzed and cold, it has always been like that. The shadow figure would come closer with the knife - the terminating clockwork of my euphoric destruction, as though the intensity of its violence had created a perfect canvas, painted in scarlet.
I opened my eyes, the morning sunshine gently caress the window curtains, illuminating the corner of my room.
[DOOR SLAMS]
"WAKE THE FUCK UP!!"
I got dragged by my legs, pulled away from my warm blanket and dropped to the floor.
Ah shit, here we go again.
She jumped onto the bed, with a smile that comes with a diving elbow drop - Macho Man Randy Savage style.
[THUMPS]
I dodged that elbow drop, matrix style. And what follows is a feeling of numbness and shock from hitting the funny bone, not mine though.
"G-G-Good Morning, brother......"
She said this with a facial expression so peculiar, like a monkey that just tasted a rotten lemon.
"Good Morning, Tina. So, what are you trying to pull here?"
"Breakfast is ready so I'm just here to wake you up that's it......"
"You've got guts trying to break your brother's rib cage first thing in the morning."
"Can't believe you dodged my signature move that easily......"
"You've underestimated me. I'm fast, I'm so fast you couldn't even comprehend how fast I am......"
I said it with smug, and it had triggered her.
As I walk towards my wardrobe, I felt a tight grasp around my ankle. Strong and firm, unable to escape. I tried to reach my door handle, to no avail as my sister pulls me back like a cheetah dragging a gazelle along the Serengeti.
Shit.
I accept my fate as I undergo a process that would effectively make me a human pretzel.
[JOINT CRACKS]
"Here we go, ankle lock!"
"Here goes another, crippler crossface!"
"Taste this camel clutch!"
Here I can confirm that, wrestling moves can really warm your body up during a cold winter morning. Just take note that the local hospital will get another visitor.

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