Well, well, well, well, well!

Let me get a look at the menagerie!

You must be Amethyst!

You must be Garnet!

And Pink Diamond's Pearl, well, she took you with her

Isn't that just swell?

It can't be

Oh but it can be, and it is

I got a new style and a few new toys

That are gonna put an end to your happily ever after, once and for all!

Woah, woah, this has got to be a misunderstanding

In case you haven't heard, I've established peace across the-

Yeah, yeah, I've heard

I've had your little message to the universe on loop!

I just love that part where Pink Diamond spends the rest of her days

On this nowhere planet, with a bunch of nobodies!

That's right I heard the story over and over again

Gee, it's swell to finally meet her other friends

That's right I heard the story, don't really like how it ends

Gee, it's swell to finally meet her other friends

What did she say about me? What did she say?

What did you do without me? What did you do?

Did you play games without me? What did you play?

Did you think all this time that I wouldn't find out about you?

That's right I heard the story over and over again

Gee, it's swell to finally meet her other friends

She's running circles around us!

I'm rusty, give me a break!

It really is her, but she can't be serious!

You know her, Pearl? Can you tell us who she is?

Who am I? Who am I? What are you even saying?

I'm the loser of the game you didn't know you were playing!

Let's play another game this time I get to win

Lives on the line

Winner takes all

Ready or not

Let's begin!

Oh, that's right I heard the story over and over again

Gee, it's swell to finally beat her other friends

Oh, that's right I heard the story, don't really like how it ends

Gee, it's swell to finally beat her other

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