"Castle Inspectors" is the only phrase a DM has had to ban at one of my tables.
I've played tables where instead of repainting our distinctive bright blue cart we planned a heist to paint an entire town's carts with the same blue. I've played tables where the DM allowed a rogue to try and kick flip a wooden plank into two enemies and then hide underneath that same plank. I personally played through the entire Hoard of the Dragon Queen as a forest gnome assassin rogue who would prepare for combat by using Minor Illusion to hide inside a 5ft bush sprouting tiny hams. A "hambush" if you will.
But the first time he allowed us to put on Groucho Marx glasses and clipboards and hilariously crit our way straight in the front door of a castle for a gag, little did he know he had unleashed something far worse than murderhobos; Fake-bureaucrat-hobos.
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