Can I have a peppermint?

You can have a peppermint

That's too hot for me!

Bleh! Hey! Aaah!

I don't like the peppermint!

You don't like the peppermint? (No!)

It's too spi-icy!

Well, why'd you ask me for a mint?

I don't know

When did the spiciness begin?

I don't know

Is it all because of me?

I don't know

Am I sleeping on the couch?

Yeah