Okay this is getting insane. John is prank calling my work now! I'm going to have a chat with him tonight over a couple beers. He actually told my boss he would get him too, my boss was ready to call the cops on him. Luckily, for John, I calmed him down. I think I'll invite Stacy with us. We've all been friends for over ten years; she can help me talk some sense into him. I'd invite my girlfriend, Jennifer, too but John and her don't get along well.
I just called John. He said he'd meet me for some drinks tonight. I didn't tell him Stacy would be there but, oh well. He better get his shit together or our friendship could end. WTF? Someone just pounded on my living room window. Scared the shit out of me! I didn't see anyone there, maybe it was just a bird slamming into it. Gotta get ready for my little intervention for John tonight. I'll let you know how it goes tonight, diary.