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Three Things You Will Discover During Your First Week As A Parent

Wes Molebash

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I'd like to expound on these three items for just a moment:

1. Baby heads really do smell wonderful. Even after a week with no bath, a baby's head retains all of its sweet-smelling goodness. I'm not sure how that works, but I think it'd be remiss for air freshener companies to *not* do some R&D on this phenomenon.

2. Watching my wife be a mother is one of the most attractive things I've ever seen her do. When she holds him and snuggles him and kisses his cheeks I fall in love with her all over again. It's amazing to me how human relationships adapt through the different seasons of life.

3. Baby farts are loud. Like, surprisingly loud. I remember the first time Parker farted like it was yesterday. It startled me it was so loud. It was so loud I almost thought it was from me, but there were some other physiological factors that hadn't come into play so I knew it had to have been my infant son.

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