Hi, my name is Precious, also known as "The Lightning Blitz", a part time member of team "N.A.M."...
Let me continue sharing some events of my past 450,000 years ago...
(Elojins settlement 12... Earth...)
Random Elojin soldier: Don't dare to eat any fruits and vegetables while harvesting! Be caught, you die! Are we clear?!
Precious: Filthy people... Hmp!
Sophia: Ssshhh! Please don't let them hear you princess...
Precious: I'm sorry, my bad, ahm, anyway, may I ask?
Sophia: Yes but please, eyes on tomatoes while talking...
Precious: Ahh, ok, well, do you have access to settlement 1 morgue?
Sophia: Yes, when the embalmer need to eat... Why?
Precious: My older sister is there...
Sophia: What?! You're not the only one Alphanian here?
Precious: Sshhh... I thought eyes on tomatoes while talking? Yes, my older sister came here before me, her name was Kiri, also known as Velocity. I need you to cut some of her hair...
Sophia: Hair? For what?
Precious: Hair bind...
Sophia: Hair bind?
Precious: Yes, we have the ability to read the latest memories of anyone when we bind the hair of other people to ours...
Sophia: Oh, please don't do it to me, I'm begging you!
Precious: Haha! Of course not, maybe later! Wahaha!
Random Elojin soldier: Hey you two! White and purpled hair! That was enough for tomatoes! Go pick some citrus fruits!
Precious/Sophia: Yes!
(At orange and lemon farm...)
Sophia: Pwew! I thought we caught chit-chatting... I was terrified...
Precious: Oh, me too...
Sophia: Mmmm! Orange! My favorite fruit!
Precious: We have those in our planet!
Sophia: It seems like there are no other people here except the two of us!
Then Sophia picked one orange from the tree...
Precious: Hey! What are you thinking?
Sophia: Just checking if this is edible...
Then Sophia quickly peeled the orange skin then swallowed the orange pulp...
Sophia: Mmm! So delicious!
Precious: Hey! Sophia! Stop! This is stealing!
Sophia: There's no such a word stealing to hungry stomach Precious!
Then we didn't notice that we are being watched by a female Elojin standing behind of us for a long time...
Unknown Female Elojin: Ahem!
Precious: Oh, crap... We are so screwed up...
Sophia: Oh, no...
Unknown Female Elojin: You two... Are you same sex lovers?
Precious: No!
Sophia: No! We're not!
Unknown Female Elojin: Are you captives? Both of you?
Precious/Sophia: Yes...
Unknown Female Elojin: Who permitted you to eat our food?
Precious: No one...
Then Sophia kneeled and begged for forgiveness...
Sophia: No! No! No! It's just me! Please punish me only! Please punish me only... Huhuhu...
Unknown Female Elojin: No, no, no... Get up, don't do that. Please hand over me that orange leftovers now!
Then Sophia gave the fruit curiously, after that, a random male Elojin soldier came...
Unknown male Elojin: Captain Ishtar! Your spaceship is now ready!
Captain Ishtar: Thank you but I still have my business here! Please inform my crew!
Unknown male Elojin: Yes captain!
To be continued...
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