A zombie and a mummy were having an argument over who was taller. Their Witch friend finally said "Just line up back to back and I'll tell you." So the mummy and zombie stood with their backs to each other. "Well... whose taller?" The zombie asked. The Witch shook her head. "I can't tell, you're dead even."
Musings of a happily married, anxiety filled, body positive mega-dork. Join me as we snuggle the wild, untamed Boedy, chug hot cocoa, and rant about how long we have to wait until Halloween.
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