Nothin' like a little fun after school
There ain't nothin' like a little sex, fuckin' and booze
And if you don't like that, well that's totally cool man!
Have fun in chess club, you fuckin' loser.

Shit's crazy, New York or Vancouver
It doesn't really matter, it's still the same bullshit
I got away with murder, I got away with drugs
I got away with everything 'cause after 3PM

[Verse 1]
My education began
What did we learn?
Well let me tell you, man!
We learned that:
A is for ass
B is for butt
C is for muthafuckin' you know what
D is for my dick
Everybody lets have a dirty sexual party
'cause G is for goddamn I wanna give some bad advice before you get good ones.

The less that you talk about shit
the more you get away with it because
Loose lips sink ships - you know it
Everybody finds out when you post it

Who'dya think has Facebook?
Just you? Nah
Your mom, your teacher, the fuckin' cops too!
Whoever talks the loudest is full of shit
The guy who doesn't say anything - he's legit (legit)

[Chorus]
Everything we learned, we learned after school
I said, everything we learned, we learned after school
Everything we learned, we learned after school
Like guns and girls and drugs and booze