You have depression, here's a cookie.

I already have a cookie and we are married and his been cheating on you this whole time.

No!

Yes!

Meow!

MEOW! [Evil meow!] ( Hahaha! with more meow!)

(The cookie pulls out a gun) Looks like its all over.

(Girl pulls out a gun too) It was all played out from the start.

(Guy pulls out a gun as well) Looks like we have a Mexican stand off.

(Cookie now has a sombrero, mustache, and a poncho) Look like we do... SENIOR!!! (Cookie now points both guns to the girl)

(Girl rips her mask off to reveal its another guy cookie with already a sombrero, mustache, and a poncho) 

Ho Dios Mio! {Oh my god} How did you know!?

(Flashback) I know that voice anywhere, ever since we both came out of that jar of  mayonnaise.

(Guy rips his mask off to reveal it was the Virgin Mary!)

(Both cookies gets down on there knees) IT'S THE MARIA!!!

(The Virgin Mary looks at senior and shoot laser coming out of her eyes!)

NO!!! SENIOR!!! (The cookie holds senior in his hands)

Before i die, there is something i need you to know.

Yes, what is it?!

I...I...I!

(A Nicolas Cage floating head comes bashing through the door) Here comes the bees!!! AAAAAHHHHH!!! (Bees start coming out of Nicolas cage's mouth)