After 25,000 hours of searching, and running around the place like idiots, Shawn and Alex were dead, mentally.
“Who do you think did it?” Shawn looked at the floor.
“No one did it, this is a fake mystery that you made up since you’re lonely, you need friends and-”
“You did the murder!”
“What the fuck- okay sure put me in “jail.” Have fun trying.”
Then without hesitation he started pushing Alex, not successfully since Alex just stepped aside and then Shawn fell.
“Hey! You… bad person!”
“What’s up fam squad.”
“I am not a fam squad! You are a fam squad!”
He just kinda stood there with a “I’m about to fucking cry you’re so stupid” face, “do you even know what that means.”
“No but that doesn’t matter!” he grabbed his arms and and grabbed some fake handcuffs from his fake detective kit that Ashton got him and handcuffed Alex, “you’re getting schooled!”
“Oh no I’m gonna die.”
He started up pulling him again, “you’re gonna die, but very slow and painfully!”
Then Alex legit started screaming really loudly since he’s scared of that shit like who wouldn’t be.
Shawn let go of him to cover his ears and Alex darted out of the picture he’s free.
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