*The Next Day*
Right Now I am sitting at my usual loner seat in the class, you know your standard backseat at the corner opposite of the window. I think I told you about this weird obsession people have with windows.
But you know I have made this interesting theory about it, it may not make sense but just hear it out okay.
I think that people acquire the window seat because it provides them with a sense of superiority over other classmates. I mean just think about it for a while, most of the students in the school are always looking to be the centre of attention and for them to get the 'attention', they need to be highlighted 'literally', and where can you find the natural spotlight in a closed classroom? Through a window!!! See it starts to make sense.
But that's not always the case because some students are more interested in the outside world and less interested in what's going inside the classroom or they just think it's a cool thing when someone sees you wandering outside the windows but that's a whole new discussion on its own as it dwells into the diversified world of manga, movies, and anime stuff.
And this window obsession is not just limited to school, it can be seen in buses, cars, aeroplanes and just anything thing that has windows. But this obsession just fades away when you're at home.
I agree that some people hug the window at their home too but I'm not talking about a specific person here, I'm talking about all the humans in general. And that's what I like to call it the 'window theory'.
Okay so enough about the windows. I want to tell you another mysterious thing that happened yesterday, after completing all the housework I heard a knock on the door yesterday.
When I opened it, I think 'nothing' is a more appropriate word to describe what I saw, literally. I surely heard a knock at the door and as a loner, I have complete confidence in all of my six sentences. 😉
After that happened I devised a few theories and even if all of them are wrong, just listen to them, they surely make some kind of sense...
First one, someone came to sell something, but after observing the surroundings, which might be more scarier than a haunted house in a movie. He/she might have heard some howling dog, there is a pet shop near our area. And then there is shaking and banging of our door, which has been broken for God knows how long. All of these factors might have led him/her to think that the house might be haunted and then he/she must have decided to pack up their things and leave the place.
Second one, Some moron pulled a prank on me. There is no explanation for this other than 'people are pricks'.
(Just look at this one) A stone may have got caught under a tire of a bike which was just passing by and due to physics, it might have launched at my door. (I mean, it could happen if you think about it that way.)
Lastly, Jenifer from the neighbourhood came to my house for greeting purposes but she was way too much of a hipster to this kind of 'uncool' greeting thing so she got tired of waiting and then went off her way because she was forced by her mother to do it.
Who by the way is one of the sweetest people I've ever met and she is pretty beautiful too...I mean she says her age is 40 but she looks very young. I even thought that she was trolling me for a second... There was no single speck of wrinkle on her face. She could easily beat a 20-year-old in a beauty contest without even trying hard. Even her figure is comparable to a professional model and her eyes, man those eyes were just...
Oh shit, I got lost again. Please don't judge me, it's just a thing I do and it has nothing to do with any mental illness, it's just how I am.
So out of all those predictions, 1st one is just not possible because salesman never runs away unless there is a dog or a sign on the house with a gun on it. Another reason might be that salesmen rarely visit in our area, I think they have got some kind of area chart with probable customers and our area might be at the lowest position in that chart.
2nd one is also not very likely to happen because, just think about it, what kind of people gets pranked? If you guessed, people who have mischievous or any kind of 'friends', then yes you are right and I being a loner lack an important part of that collection that is 'friends' so I'm the least likely person in the whole area to be pranked.
3rd one, haha I personally like this one, however impossible it may seem but there is always the slightest chance that could happen. I mean, I know what I said makes no sense, but it's just fun to think up things like this (if you all could make up theories like this just send them to me.).
4th is pretty self-explaining but it is one of the most likely things to happen.
Oh, wait I just thought of another theory, what if it was some sort of supernatural thing just messing around with me? I mean like a paranormal activity going around my house... Shit why did I think of it now I'll be up all night --
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