"shopping time!" harry laughed

"right jake you're sorting the camper? and I am taking these dick weeds off to get clothes?" I reaffirm

"Yep, I will text you once I'm sorted" jake explained

"deal, come on boys," I told them

"Whoa! I'm gonna buy a new hoddie" Mikey smiled as he jumped from the van

"I desperatly need some new jeans... these are getting to the point they might rip out my ass hole I bend over again" Oli sighed getting his wallet from the cab of the van

"That's not all bad.... then you have assless jeans and that's a whole other market," Harry told him

"Yeah but assless pants around you is a terrible idea" Oli laughed

"I'm convinced about getting you a goddam lock on your jeans so you can't get your dick out" I sigh

"Or one of those... cones that stop dogs touching their junk" Mikey suggests

"Why does everyone hate me today?" Harry asked

"Becuase it's your turn" I smiled giving him a kiss "Come on boys, let's leave jake to sort it out" I smiled starting to walk towards the shopping centre

"Don't go though my suitcase!" Oli warned him as we walked

"I won't!" jake laughed

"Beth... beth.... beth..." Mikey whined

"what!" I sigh as I sat down on the little seats in the changing room

"We're bored" Oli sighed leaning his head on my shoulder

"Well I need to keep track so we go one at a time" I smiled sorting the pile of clothes on my lap

"But we wanna get ice cream" Mikey whines

"We will get ice cream once we are done shopping!" I sigh

"can't you just shop for us?" Oli begged

"No, I need to check who fits in what, these clothes are expensive and they are going to last as long as possible" I explain "My god I've become my mother..." I realized as harry came out the little room and the clothes may as well have been for a five-year-old "Ughhhh! why are you so dam tall?" I ask

"I didn't ask to be" he sighed

"Alright, get back into your normal stuff, Oli off you go and try stuff on I'll figure this out" I sighed so harry went back in and came back pretty fast in his normal clothes and sitting with me Oli taking his stuff and going to try it on in the little room while I sent Mikey to find bigger jeans for harry

"You alright?" harry asks

"sleepy" I sigh giving his cheek a kiss and laying on his shoulder

"You have a sleep then" He smiled

"No, else you boys will do terrible things" I sigh

"We are adults Bethany, we can do grown-up stuff... were not gremlins you can turn your back five minutes without us destroying the world" He reassured

"You boys would destroy the world If I blink if you all weren't so dam lazy" I sighed

"it will be alright, Mummy can take a nap daddy can look after the boys" he smiled kissing my head

"Ummm if anyone if the daddy of this band it's me" Oil complained from inside his changing room

"what! how? I am totally the daddy, Bethany's the mummy and I'm the daddy" Harry smiled

"No way I'm the daddy!" Mikey complained as he got back

"boys!" I laugh "I am a goddam single mother dealing with your shit" I sighed "Come on we need to meet jake soon"