Hi.

Yes. I'm back. Aw, don't look at me like that, I know you missed me. People have told me that my voice is simply divine and my writing is a Horse-Bird-Angel hybrid [whatever that means]. I'd like to start off this shabang by thanking all the people who bought That Girl Got Slapped By God after my last blog, y'all the best. There's currently a sequel in the works and it's steamy as Fu--Fudgeball. Because nothing is as smexy as a fudgeball. Oh, just the thought of it makes me want to have a cold shower. Wink. Wink.

Some of you—the few that actually read these blogs of mine—are wondering more about my life. One of you asked, and I quote, "What inspired you to write TGGSBG? It's so f---ing amazing. I mean, I was a skeptic at first but my friend left the book behind at my house (now that I think back, she probably did it on purpose because Jasmine pulled that same trick in like Chapter 3). I was hooked from the first line and it all blew my mind away. . . By the way, do Jasmine and Armine get to meet, like in a sequel?"

The original email is pages long so I'll just cut it there. [Hi, Tiffany. If you're reading this, thank you for all your support♥]

Well, TGGSBG is just a segment of my life put in print [plus some smexy fiction for all you dirty-minded souls]. I was actually surprised that it got so popular but the positive reception is what inspired me to start these blogs and talk about myself [apparently my life's story is as interesting as F--Football (El Clásico in particular)].

When I started to write down my memories, I realized that Truth really is stranger than fiction [if you've noticed the same in your life, you can leave a comment down below telling me all about it and you stand a chance at being a cameo in one of my future works!].