Dialogue and actions/narration only
Copple Battle Start!
Clara: I’m gonna start off strong. (She Flare kicks Copple, Newbie takes notice)
Newbie: Hey! How dare you attack the Great Copple! (He proceeds to toss several hammers in the air)
Clare: Heads up! (She blocks with her sword and Clara manages to dodge a few but still takes damage)
Clara: Ouch! He must know the Hammer’s secret if he has that many hammers.
Clare: What secret? Aahh! (She didn’t notice Copple sneaking up on her and tackling her from behind)
Copple: Ha! Take that, see!
Clare: Clara! Let’s focus our attacks on Da… I mean, the masked guy for now!
Clara: Sure, you ready?
Clare: GO! (They used both bounce twins and splash twins)
Newbie: … For some reason, fighting these Girls…Makes me want to shout out something fierce… (A large power wave erupts from Newbie)
Clare: Watch out! (She and Clara gets flung backwards)
Newbie: Whoa! That was awesome!
Copple: Great work, Newbie! You just keep at it, see?
Clara: Uhh… That attack seems familiar, where have I seen it before?
Clare: OH Come ON! (Newbie continues to use his new attack) Run! Stay out of his blast radius.
Newbie: You won’t escape me! (The girls run circles around him until he feels weak) Oh… Ohhh… I… Can’t… Breathe… (He faints)
Copple: AH! NEWBIE!
Clare: Hah! He overused it.
Copple: Grrrrrr! Boo, I say! I’ll… I’ll Remember this! (He retreats taking Newbie with him)
Clara: Ha Ha! We won, suckers.
Clare: Darn, he took him away. Oh well, he’ll be alright.
*After gaining some distance, Copple scolds Newbie
Copple: …Geh! …Buh! …Haaaack! Newbie! YOU Bloated IDIOT! Who took you in when you were dazed and lost in the mountains? ME! You worthless vermin!
Newbie: I’m… so ashamed…
Copple: Meh! I don’t care, see? We’re fine as long as we get the Golden drop reserve! Let’s not mess with those two Knuckleheads. We’ll scram and hurry on ahead! Yeah…
Newbie: Sounds like a plan, boss.
*Back with the twins
Clare: For the last time, you can’t just take all the Emerald fruit you want!
Clara: But why not? No one else is using them.
Clare: Because that’s stealing, obviously. Now put them back.
Clara: Aww… (Clara places all the Emerald fruit back on a crate but the weight causes it to topple over and smashes open some barrels) Oops.
Clare: Now look at what you’ve done! Help me clean this up. (Two old men emerge from the rubble)
Cork: ‘Ave I been saved? Rescued? Moi? Zut Alors!
Clare: Whoa, who’re you?
Cork: ‘Allo! I am zee maitre of zee Estate. Cork, Zat is me.
Clara: What about the other guy?
Cask: And moi… I am zee petit brother of Cork… my name eez Cask.
Clare: What happened to you two?
Cask: We were stoofed into zese barrels by two tres bizarre characters. Are you zee one’s ‘oo saved us?
Clara: Yep, we sure did! I’m Clara by the way, and this is my sister Clare. You wouldn’t happen to know where we could find the Golden drop Soda Reserve, would you?
Cork: …Oh! Oh oh! Oh oh oh! To get straight to zee point…Zee 2 ‘oo attacked us are after zee Golden drop Reserve zat lies deep in zese woods as well…
Cask: Et vous… you deux are after zee Golden drop reserve, as well…
Clare: Yes, we need it to help King Silvers.
Cork: Ah, oui. Mmm… Zee problem is eez…Whether or not zat legendary soda even truly exists… Why, even zee two of us ‘ave never seen nor drunk zat famed drink… Zee Golden drop Reserve…
Clare: So this whole time, we might’ve just been going off to find fake legendary drink no one has even seen?
Cask: Well… Behind Emerald Woods eez a sanctuary no one can touchez! Getting zere eez not easy…
Clara: Getting there shouldn’t be too hard for us!
Cork: Eh? What? Quoi?
Clare: We are very strong and capable of defeating enemies.
Cork: Vous can stompez on enemies…
Clara: And with my new Hammer, Nothing can block our path!
Cask: And ‘ammer rocks to leetle beets to make paths… Ah, Oui?
Cork: Mmm… Perhaps vous could get through zee woods…but not with zese moves alone…
Clare: What’re you referring to?
Cork: Cask, perhaps with zat wonderful ’ammer…
Clara: I heard hammer and wonderful in the same sentence. (She's beaming)
Cask: Hmm… Oui. Tres bien, mon frere. Indeed, little old moi was thinking zee exact same thing!
Cork: Eh-hem! Pardon moi!
*Everyone follows Cork in to the next room
Clara: So what are you going to show us?
Cork: After ‘aving a Tete-a-tete with mon frere just a moment ago…we ‘ave decided!
Clare: Decide on what?
Cork: To thank vous for ‘elping us, we ‘ave decided to teach you two ‘ammer techniques!
Clara: Hammer Techniques!!!
Cork: These are techniques that ‘ave been perfected and refined and passed down ‘ere at zees Chateau.
Cask: If you master zese, zey should ‘elp you in your bon voyage in zee woods…
Clara: Yippee! We get to learn new hammer techniques!
Cork: Do you wish to try to master zese ’ammer techniques?
Clare: I think if we wait any longer she might explode.
Cask: We’ll take zat as a yes, First mademoiselle Bleu, give me your ‘ammer.
Clare: but I don’t have one. All I’ve got is my sword. Will this still work?
Cork: NON! We require zee ‘ammer.
Clare: I suppose we could share it, if that’s alright with you Clara?
Clara: It’s fine, I just want to learn the hammer techniques. (She lends her hammer to Cask)
Cask: Mmm… Oui, I see… With zees ‘ammer…First, equip zee ‘ammer to team action command…
Clara: …I haven’t thought of using it behind before.
Cask: Then it zee swing! (He hammers Cork to half his size) Et voila! Zat is zee secret ‘ammer technique!
Clare: WHAT THE HELL!?!
Clara: He FLATTENED him!!!
Cask: Swing zee ‘ammer ‘igh and watch it plongez down with zee joie de vivre of zee woods!
Clara: Wut?
Clare: Look, I don’t get it either, but didn’t you just kill you brother?
Cork: Non, I am tres bien!
Clare: He’s alive?!
Cask: Oui! Anyone hit with such a technique will become micro-sized.
Clara: Really?
Cask: Oui. Tres, tres Petit. Anyone zis size would feel like a mouse. You could go into tiny holes for micro-adventures!
Clare: How is he supposed to return to normal?
Cask: To return to normal size, just zee ‘ammer again in a superb whack d’amour!(Another swing returns Cork to normal)
Clara: Sis! Sis! We have to try it! I want to be mini-sized too!
Clare: I dunno… I’m a little self-conscience about this. More so about what it’s actually doing to your body.
Clara: C’mon, Don’t worry too much about it.
Clare: And you two are sure she’ll be alright?
Cask: Allez! Go! Try it!
Clare: Ok…(She equips Clara’s hammer) *Deep breath* HIYAH!(She whacks Clara and she is squished down to mini- Clara) IT Worked!
Cask: Oh! Incroyable! To think you could produce zee joie de vivre of zee woods on zee first shot!
Clara: WHOA! Check me out! I’m all short and stubby, my head’s flat and my arms and legs are so short!
Clare: Uh… Um… I CAN’T TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS!!! (She freaks out and returns Clara back to normal)
Clara: Blag… that’s going to take some getting used to.
Clare: Sorry… On the plus side, now we know a new team action.
Cask: Excellent!!! Magnifique! Vous could be a genius! (Clare blushes a bit)
Cork: Mmm… Now zen …Mademoiselle Orange, give me your ‘ammer zis time.
Clara: Okay. (She excitedly gives her hammer to Cork)
Cork: Zis time, you must switch positions. Zen equip zee ’ammer…Then give zee swing! (He hammers Cask straight into the ground)
Clare: I have a really bad feeling about this.
Clara: Cool! It’s just like what bigger sis does to me.
Cork: Zis! ZIS is zee ultimate ‘ammer technique! Tres bien, non? Crashing down on a gust of wind with zee power of zee earth! Whoever eez struck by zis ‘ammer will be completely buried and ‘idden in zee earth.
Clare: Okay, now I’m scared. (Clara has a terrifying look in her eye) Clara, I know what you’re thinking, but just wait a moment and let’s talk this thoroughly. Okay?
Cork: Of course, in this state, moving is possible. One feels much like a mole. Why, vous can even sneak under fences for micro adventures.
Clara: SOLD! (She grabs her hammer and prepares to “bury her sister”)
Clare: WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!!! PLEASE DON’T BURY MEEE!
Clara: Boo Yah! (Too late)
Clare: NOOOO! (She is smashed into the ground only the top of her hair can be seen)
Cork: AH, BON! Zee power of zee earth crashes down in a burst of wind! Zat was perfect!
Clara: Heh, heh. The top of her head is cute.
Clare: … .. … .. …. Tl: Get me out of here
Clara: She’s asking how to get out?
Cork: Ah, oui. To come back above ground, just climb out.(Cask climbs out) Allez! Go! Try it!
Clara: Ya hear that sis? Just climb up to pop up out of the ground!
Clare: …. . … ..Tl: That i can do. (She starts with her arms popping out, then her head and the rest of her) That was just the worst. Please don’t make me do that ever again.
Cork: FANTASTIQUE!!! Now, it eez time to put zese new ‘ammer techniques to zee test!
Clara: Yay! I get to hammer my sister in to the ground some more!
Clare: Don’t make hammer you into the ground.
Cask: Use zee techniques you learned to get zee two soda goblets in zee room next door.
Clare: Soda goblets?
Cask: Zee two goblets of which I speak are two of zee Silvonia Kingdom’s greatest treasures! Zee sparkling glass is brilliante!
Clara: Treasure! Can we keep them when we find them?
Cask: Oui. It eez zee perfect reward for you who have gained zese techniques.
Cork: So, Mademoiselles! Procure zee two Goblets.
Clara: Yay! Its treasure time! (She sings of treasure as she goes to the next room)
Clare: One mention of the word treasure and she’s like this until she finds something.
*In the next room there are two doors, one's short and the other one has a gate.
Clare: It seems pretty obvious what we’re meant to do here.
Clara: Yeah, mini me can fit through this door and you can dig your way under that gate.
Clare: I’m guessing you want to go first?
Clara: Yep! Make me mini please.(Clare makes her mini)
Clare: I still don’t like doing this…
Clara: In I go. (She enters through the short door and finds the Orange goblet) Awww…
Clare: I thought you’d be more excited. What’s wrong?
Clara: I was hoping there would be soda in these shiny cups, but they’re empty!
Clare: Worry isn’t necessary. You’ll still get a chance to try the soda.
Clara: Oh well, make me big again so I can bury you in the ground…(Clare aggressively hammers her back to normal) PLEH!
Clare: I could get used to it.
Clara: Oh! I didn’t get a chance to ask earlier, what’s it like being buried in the ground?
Clare: You’re not burying me. I turn into a dried puddle, and I don’t like how my head pokes out. (Clara has a blank expression) If you don’t believe me, just try it out right here. I’ll go get the other goblet while I’m like that.
Clara: Okay, but only because you asked me to. (Her hammer flattens Clare into a puddle with her head sticking out) Wow. You really are a puddle.
Clare: .. ….. .. .. … …. ……, .. ….. ….Tl: I’m going to go get that goblet, be right back (She goes under the gate and finds the blue goblet)
Clara: How does she move like that?
Clare: Wait, how do I get out of here?
Clara: Isn’t there some sort of switch to work these things?
Clare: There is, but I can’t press it.
Clara: Here. Use my hammer to smash it. (She passes her hammer to Clare)
Clare: I’ll give it a shot.(She presses the switch with the hammer) Thanks.
Clara: Don’t worry about it, k. now, let’s go show those French guys these shiny cups!
Clare: Goblets!
*Back in the other room Clara and Clare show Cork and Cask the Orange goblet and the Blue goblets
Clara: Ta-da! We got them both!
Cork: Oh! You got zee Orange goblet AND zee Blue goblet!!! Mademoiselles, you are amazing!
Clara: Hee hee. We’re the best!
Cask: INCROYABLE!!! Zere eez nothing left for us to teach you. You ‘ave mastered zee ‘ammer techniques perfectly!
Clare: Mastered and perfect aren’t exactly how I’d refer to it.
Cork: Well, Mademoiselles, you may enter Emerald Woods in search of zee famous soda, Golden drop reserve!
Clare: Excellent! We should move out right away! Those two weirdos got too far ahead of us!
Clara: Yeah, I forgot about that. After them! (She and Clare make off to the woods entrance)
End of Part Nine
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