Fun fact: while doing research on coat tailoring, I remember reading that letting out the center seam of a coat is very difficult and usually not worth doing.
Wolf: "What "condition?""
Bijou: "Either you will let me go or you will convince Keanu Reeves to meet with me. I want to get a photo with him and I want his autograph. And after you will eat me, you will bury my bones. I want to be buried with that photo and that autograph. I want to be buried in a local cemetery, in a nice grave with a nice tombstone. I want a luxurious funeral, I want you to pay for it."
Wolf: "Who is Keanu Reeves?"
Bijou: "Get! Out! Now!"
Wolf: "What?"
Bijou: "I SAID, GET OUT OF MY ROOM!"
Wolf: "It's my room. I own this house."
Bijou: "I don't care, get out! I refuse to be in the same room with a person that doesn't know the greatest being in all known universes!"
Bijou has her life turned upside down when she is caught trespassing on Big Bad's property by the frightening master of Thornbrook Howl Manor himself. It seems like it's the end for our seamstress sheep, until the infamous wolf rips his formal dining coat...
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