Ultimate flirting technique: drop a handkerchief with a small human wrapped inside and wait for guy to pick it up. If the target is asleep, however, you can use the alternative method and drop bundle of joy in lap before running coyly away.
Link must protect Princess Zelda from an evil that is determined to end her life while traveling to purify the three sacred springs and restore peace to Hyrule. Sounds easy, right? Oh wait, except, Zelda's only 10 months old and really just wants to chew on EVERYTHING.