Dear gossiping diary,
Today, I did a truly evil thing. I have done the oh so forbidden act of evil called gossip.
I got the revelation when I was rewatching one of the most action packed films that I have enjoyed countless times, Mean Girls. The main villain is so aspirational! So iconic! She spreads chaos wherever she goes and is able to destroy her foes with words alone!
So I have decided to spread the nasty rumours of River around the school! The first rumour I have spread was that River is a hardworking individual that is super sweet and kind!
Aha! Take that nemesis!
If people view them so highly, River will feel the pressure to achieve the expectations set upon them and it shall lead to their demise! They will not be taken as threatening at all and therefore cannot take me down!
I had made Lucas aid me in my conquest and my plan will soon be fulfilled!
I am oh so truly brilliant! I should be paid for my efforts!
Wait, do villains get paid?
I shall write to you about the domino effect that is my genius at a later date!