"Gaynor Pierce?"

I jerked my head up. What happened?

"Where is your assignment?"

I nodded and reached into my backpack. My hand rummaged around until it found my binder. I brought it up to Mr. Greyburn's desk, opening it to show him. But, when I opened it, I didn't see my freaking essay. 

I saw a crudely written note. 

'Do the damn dare, Donut you dumbass!'

I nearly shit myself right then.

"If you don't have-"

"Mr. Greyburn, I swear Muf- Allen switched my paper out!"

Mr. Greyburn pinched the bridge of his nose. "I need you and Mr. Regis to come here during lunch. Now, si-"

He was interrupted by the jarringly loud bell. Everyone shuffled out of class, and I started heading to my locker.

Muffin was waiting. 

"Hey, Do."

I rolled my eyes. "Don't play dumb, moron. We have a date with Mr. Greyburn during lunch."

"Both of us? At the same time? Hmm, I never knew he was into threesoms..."

"Muffin, you dumbass." I almost laughed. That's when a slender blonde boy came up behind him and kissed his neck. 

"Hey, babe," he said, wrapping his arms around Muffin's waist.

"Oh, who's the boyfriend this week?" I ask. Muffin shoves me.

"Do, this is Chris, Chris, this is my 'mofo' best friend, Gaynor.".

Chris slapped my shoulder. "Nice to meet ya."

I nod my reply. Chris nods back.

"Anyways, see you at lunch," he says. He kisses Muffin on the mouth and starts walking off.

"Actually, he's going to speak to a teacher." I call. Muffin groans.

Chris looks back and winks. "He's a bad boy. That's why I love him."

He walks off, and I turn to Muffin.

"What about Toby, or whatever?"

Muffin groans again and leans against my locker. "Tony, and he dumped me."

"What about your girlfriend?" 

"Penny's still with me, FYI, and she's sick today." Muffin said, then walked back towards the cafeteria.