(If you are a pure child of the internet and have no idea what Hanako was talking about, I pray you remain pure and blessed. If not, I still pray for you anyway.)

Tech: *has just been rescued from the freaky mermaid* *is also still a fish* :(

Hanako: *holding one of the scales that Tech ate that turned her into a fish* Do you want have your own body again? If that's your wish, I'll grant it. Although... there will still be a price.

Tech: *nervous* Uh, what kind of price? Cause if it's my soul, he's already got it. *points to Azarath, her guardian demon/contracted demon/the demon who will eat her soul in the future*

Azarath: *looks up from a book* *waves* *continues reading to see if he can reverse the effects of the curse*

Hanako: Well... You know I can't say until it's done but I will keep you're life as normal as possible.

Marco and Azarath: *snort* *in unison* When were our lives ever normal to begin with?

Tech: *points to them with her fin* They do have a point you know.

Hanako: *Shrugs* Still, do you want to risk it? *grins*

Catarina: *Is preparing a fish bowl for Tech* Yay a fishy!

Tech: <.< *looks at the fish bowl* *oh no* *hell no* *no way am I living in a fishbowl* *I am n o t being my little sister's pet* YES, YES PLEASE TURN ME BACK! I WISH TO BE MY NORMAL ROBOT SELF AGAIN! I UNDERSTAND THERE WAS A PRICE AND I WAS BEING AN IDIOT LIKE MY BROTHER! I DON'T WANT TO LIVE IN A FISH BOWL FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE JUST PLEASE GET ME OUT OF HERE-!!

Hanako: You got it, *flips the mermaid scale* It's done.

Marco: Wait........ *takes a sip of hot chocolate*

Marco: Hold up......... *another sip*

Marco: Give me a moment........ *yet another sip*

Marco: ................ *one more last sip*

Marco: ..........HEY! I'M NOT AN IDIOT!!

Azarath: *snickering to himself*

Hanako: *to Tech* As for how you'll be paying me back... *sticks the mermaid scale on his tongue*

Tech: *very, very nervous*

Azarath: *has given up on trying to find a reverse to the curse*

Hanako: *in what can only be said as an incredibly seductive pose* -You'll use your body. *still grinning*

Azarath: >:O *drops the book*

Catarina: :o *drops the fish tank*

Marco: *spits out his hot chocolate* H U H?!?!?! *runs to the door* HEY GUYS YOU ALL NEED TO GET IN HERE N O W. ESPECIALLY YOU HEL!!! *starts running to find the others*

Tech: 0///////0 W H A T? *intense blush and is quite scared*

Hanako: *swallows the scale*

*the small fish tank that Tech is inside starts to shudder and then breaks as she then is turned back into her regular form*

Tech: WAH- *has fallen onto the ground* Ow... *rubs her head as she looks up at Hanako*

Catarina: Aw.. no more fish....*looks down sadly at the broken bowl* :(

Azarath: *is still in a state of shock*

Hanako: *bows* As promised, I'll minimize the curse's effects on you. You and I have now been linked between this life and the next.

Azarath: *that snaps him out of it* I'm sorry, what next life? I didn't sign up for any overtime.

Hanako: *bends down and leans closer to Tech* It's time to pay...

Azarath: >:O *oops he's back in shock*

Tech: Uuuhhh... *she is still quite unsettled* *backs away a little*

Hanako: I want.... *has his face very close to Tech's*

Tech: *still backing away*

Hanako: *stands up again and smiles* A solid work ethic! *gives an 'okay' sign*

Catarina: What?

Azarath: What?

Tech: *not happy at all* W h a t?

Hanako: Wow what a relief! I was thinking it would be so much easier to have a mortal assistant! *starts to laugh*

Tech: *laughs nervously with him* *whispers under her breath* I'mnotamortalthough...

Hanako: *laughter dies down* What did you think I meant by my payment?

Azarath: *the bird boi is not pleased* You knew what you fricking meant you pervert. *cricks his neck*

Tech: *immense blush as the awkward laughter increases* AhHelhelpme...

Hanako: *shakes his finger at her* Technology, you dirty girl-!

Marco: *runs in and punches him in the face* HA!

Hanako: HEY! *falls over the lab bench*

*-And thus, Hanako was beat up by every member of the family who had heard what happened* 

*Because we do not accept any nae nae of any kind in this household*
*We don't want to trigger Sans's Vietnam flashbacks*
*Like seriously, practically everyone threw hands at Hanako*
*Except Bill*
*Maybe Bill*
*Who knows what Bill would do*
*Bill might be having another existential crisis*
*Whatever Bill did shall forever remain a mystery~*
*But oh man how Helblindi would react to this* 
*Hooooboi*