Kiss Him

Omegaverse

Craig

Part Nine

"Walker," I breathed out and pinched my nose in an obvious your getting on my fucking nerves kind of way. "Maybe you and Marcus should just...go home."

"Why? We drove for hours and hours and hours and…."

"I get it. You drove for hours. Still, you're both getting on my nerves and whiskey is not helping the situation."

"Whiskey? Who said whiskey is getting on your nerves? It's imposs….pffft…"

"You gotta go…."

"That’s not neccsis… that’s not neccersis…impossmibal...imposs…"

"Seriously. If you can't handle your drink, don't drink. You can't even say impossible or necessary."

"I very well can say impossimable...so hushhhhhh…." He said pointing his finger in my face. "....Marcus!"

"Uh huh." Marcus said, for like the millionth time already. If he says uh huh again I'm going to kick him in his big pregnant ass.

"I think Walker needs to go and sleep."

"Uh huh, yeah."

"I give up. I'm leaving you both here for Paul to deal with you."

"Wait! I can't carry that oaf. I'm extremely pregnant if you hadn't noticed already."

I snorted. "You're kind of hard to miss."

"Are you saying I'm fat?"

"Haha! He soooo is….golly...."

Both me and Marcus looked at Walker. "The fuck? Take him to bed."

"Nuh uh. He's your cousin."

"He's your fiancé."

"And? You're sober and stronger than me."

"Ah, I see. So I'm stronger huh?" I grinned and leaned on my palm.

"Only while I'm pregnant. I'll kick your ass once I'm back to normal."

"You will never be normal. Why the fuck did I even think I liked you?"

"Because I'm fucking hot and can go for hours and hours and hours…."

"Now you're just mocking me….." I stopped and turned my head when a cold gush of winter air whooshed over me, to see Nathaniel walking in.

"It's your boyfriend." Marcus whispered.

"He's not...not really my boyfriend."

"Reeeeeally?"

"Hey guys." Nathaniel said, now standing by our table in the main house. I didn't even want to be here, but both Paul and Walker practically made me….well kind of.

"Hey Nathaniel," Marcus started biting his bottom lip. "....I'm erm, sorry for last night…."

"It's cool. Don't worry about it."

"Right. Thanks. Anyway we all have shit we don't want to remember, right?" I slapped a palm over my face. Marcus just can't keep his fat mouth shut, ever.

But instead of just walking away, Nathaniel sat next to me. "We do and it's fine Marcus. Honest," Then he turned to look at me. I didn't need to look to see that he was, my body reacted enough for me to know. "Hey Craig."

"Nathaniel." Jesus this felt weird. Almost like we were strangers again.

"Wow!" Both me and Nathaniel turned to Marcus. "What? I mean wow. You've fucked and now it looks like you don't even know each other. So weird."

"I didn't tell you we did…." Ahh shit.

"You don't need to. It's written all over your pretty faces. Anyway, help me get this turd back to Paul's cabin."

"Fuck sake." I grumbled.

"I'll help you," Nathaniel said around a warm smile. God he's perfect. Then he nudged my knee with his and leaned right by my ear. "Then we can go to yours and have some….undercover fun." His hot breath tickled my ear and sent heat straight to my dick.

"I heard that you couple of pansies," I shot Marcus a death glare and then at Walker who had almost passed out with his face pressed on the table. "I am not helping with this," he pointed at Walker. "And I hope he feels like shit in the morning."

Nathaniel started laughing which caught my attention. "You two are so hilarious. Like so hilarious."

"Well, I'm considered the comedian of the bunch and Walker is the soppy sap….while Craig….he's just a tad retarded."

"Yeah, says the retard…."

"Are you always like this?" Nathaniel asked.

Marcus nodded, while trying to fold his arms over his chest and I chuckled. His belly is so damn big and I guess I was excited about the babies being born soon and the fact Marcus still wanted me in the delivery room. It felt….special I guess, getting to be there. Getting to see the babies being born and hearing their first cries. I suppose it was a good thing really, it's not like I'm ever having kids of my own, I'm not exactly dad material so I guess Marcus babies will do. "Anyway, this idiot still needs carrying back."

"Fine," I cracked my fingers. "Let's do this," I stood and rounded the table and grabbed one of Walkers arms. He's so drunk all he did was grumble as I flung and arm around my shoulder. "...Up you dick head."

"I….fiiiiine….vo….vomit…"

"Oh fuck. Quick, get him out," And Nathaniel quickly grabbed his other arm and we both dragged his heavy carcass across the room. "If you vomit I'm leaving you in it."

"If he vomits I'll have it on video." Marcus chuckled.

"Really Marcus? You're actually recording this?"

"Oh yeah. I'm so showing this to him in the morning." God he's evil, in the funniest way of course. 

"You are truly evil, you know that right?"

"Oh yes. I know."

I sighed and looked at Nathaniel who was grinning. "Why are you grinning?"

"Because your all so fucking weird. I've never met people like you before…."

"And you'll never meet people like us again. Now hurry up, I need to sleep."

"If you so much as order me around again Marcus I might go down for double murder…"

He snorted, cutting me off. "It would be like triple murder, right?"

"What?" I asked confused as Marcus just stood smiling at us holding his phone. Then we finally made it outside. No vomit either. "Right, it's just down there. Not far and then Mr big and fat can get some sleep."

"I swear to god stop calling me fat."

"Well it's true and your shit can only be tolerated in small doses, so as soon as he's in I'm leaving you to it."

"Fine, whatever."

"Hey guys! Wait up!" I turned to see Paul running towards us. "Let me get him back."

"You sure? He's fucking heavy."

"I'm sure. I got it from here, you two go and get warm. I'll see you tomorrow."

"Thanks Paul," I said, passing him a very drunk and heavy Walker. "Make sure he messages me Marcus. Okay?"

"Right yeah," I shook my head and quickly snatched up Nathaniel's hand. "Oh, don't do anything I wouldn't." Marcus sniggered.

"Jesus christ," I muttered and quickly left Paul and Marcus to deal with Walker. Then our pace kind of slowed down as we made our way to my cabin. "There's nothing that guy wouldn't do."

"What do you mean?" Nathaniel question and tightened his grip on my hand. I wasn't sure if it was because he just wanted to hold my hand or if he was scared of slipping in the snow. I mean it would pretty hilarious if he did, like when we first met. "....Is Marcus more weird than I've already witnessed?" He added. 

Right, shit, I thought. He doesn't know Marcus and I'm not sure I really want to scare him away with all the details. But I guess a little won't hurt. "Lets just say he's done a lot."

"Right? Is he a good guy? I mean he doesn't seem bad."

I chuckled. How in god's name could I describe Marcus without him sounding like….well, a bad guy. Even though he isn't. "Alright. Marcus is weird. He's rude. Crass. A little...no, quite obnoxious and very stubborn. He says shit without thinking and he literally has no manners…."

"He sounds pretty bad…"

"That's the thing. He's actually not. Underneath all that….well, Marcus. He's actually a really good guy. He'd never hurt anyone deliberately and he dotes on Walker."

"Are you saying all that because you like him?"

"No. I'm saying it because it's true and I don't...I mean I don't like him like I thought I did."

"Okay."

"Okay? Is that all you have to say?"

Turning to face me Nathaniel gave me a slight yet weary smile. "There's nothing more to say on the matter. You said you don't like him like you thought and I accept that."

"Sure. Great…."

"Hey, you going all weird on me?"

"Nope, not at all. But what I am is cold and we're just standing on my porch."

"Ahh sure. Let's get in, get all warmed up," he smiled and moved to the side so I could unlock my door. "....let's warm up in the best way possible." He whispered in my ear. That was my green light. That was like a sign from above that I could ravish this guy and hopefully for a good couple hours and if I'm lucky I might get some shower action too. To be honest, any interaction with Nathaniel was a huge bonus. A pretty perfectly wrapped and pampered bonus. Like the biggest and best Christmas present. Or the flashiest car in the show room. Okay so that anology kind of sucked...still, he was pampered and he really was perfect, for me. For now at least.