This one isn't funny, just gross. A few weeks ago, I dreamt that my teeth were covered with this thick, sticky, tar-like goo. Slippery. Kind of like coagulated blood, but... worse. I couldn't scrape it off--it was stuck on good, but also it was sensitive, like my teeth were growing it. Like... the velvet on young deer antlers? It tasted really foul. 0/10
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