Don't tell me what to do food packaging, I'm not falling for your tricks again.
I eat the whole bag because I have no friends to share the chocolates with. Not really, that's a lie, I have friends, I'm just making up excuses for my poor life choices. I mean they're small choices, but there are a lot of them and they mount up and eventually you've run out of excuses why you've spent the last bit of your wage on mittons for your cats (because they're making too much noise).
Last night I had a dream where a woman walked out of the water onto a dock and a shark followed her, started walking on its pointy fins.
Farsethi wins this week's giveaway. Farsethi wins stickers (to cause mischief with I assume).
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