Dialogue and actions/narration only
*The babies return the the room where they were separated from the Twins. There’s a big door and a little door. The babies take the little path. Lil Clara finds a piece of treasure along the way. They enter a room filled with computers and creepy monitors.
Lil Clara: scawy faces…
Lil Clare: biggies no here, go back.
Lil Clara: ACKK! (She freaks out looking at one of the monitors and whacks it with her hammer. This causes a bunch of other ones to topple over to an open vent) oops.
Lil Clare: let’s look up dhere! (Both help each other climb up to the vent and go in it)
Lil Clara: too small. (Suddenly a Shorpincho climbs in the vents)
Lil Clara and Lil Clare: WAAAHH!!
Battle start.
*Before the battle begins the Hammer Troops followed the Babies in the vents and caught up to them.
Hammer Troop 1: Heyyyy!
Lil Clara: hamma guys!
Lil Clare: help-help!
Hammer Troop 1: Check it out: now we’ll teach you to fight with hammers like we do!
Lil Clara: kay- kay!
Hammer Troop 1: Choose the Hammer. (Lil Clara equips her hammer and goes towards one of the Shorpinchos) Now! When your hammer Shakes, Swing it!
Lil Clara: BAM!
Hammer Troop 2: Tell the little blue tot to do the same. (Lil Clare repeats the process the same as her twin)
Lil Clare: urh, heavy…
Hammer Troop 2: Now lemme teach you how to counter attack with your hammer!
Hammer Troop 1: When your enemy comes at you… (A Shorpincho hops towards Lil Clara) Hold out your hammer and then… (Lil Clara readies her hammer as the Shorpincho gets closer) …SWING!
Lil Clara: HAH! (She smashes it in the ground… er, vent.)
Hammer Troop 1: You got it or what? Just wait for the shake… and make ‘em quake!
Hammer Troop 2: And your counter is holding… and swinging!
Hammer Troop 1: Don’t forget to practice! (They bail out the fight as Lil Clara finishes off the last Shorpincho)
Lil Clara: done-done! (The Babies exit out the other end of the vent only to be blocked by a gate)
Lil Clare: spinny down here. (She hops on her twin’s shoulders and drills under the gate. On the other side is the Machine that swooped up the Twins) it biggies!
Lil Clara: let biggies GO! (She smacks the machine with hammer having no effect)
Lil Clare: wait, Clara. (She stands next to a generator) smash dis!
Lil Clara: HYAH! (She smashes the generator and the machine releases the Twins, they fumble around upon release)
Clara: Woah, my head’s all fuzzy.
Clare: Guh. We’re free? (The Babies embrace them)
Lil Clara: Peek-a-boo!
Clara: Babies! Did you free us?
Clare: Oh, we left you all alone, I’m so Sorry!!! (She squeezes Lil Clare a little too much)
Clara: How’d you two get us out in this place? (The Babies don’t get a chance to explain as a pair of Shorpinchos are dropped on them) Woah!
Clare: They caught onto us already?!
Clara: That doesn’t matter! Now that we’re all back together, we can win! Let’s GO!
Clare: Yeah!
Battle start!
*The quartet gets ready to fight as Clare realizes something about their foes.
Clare: Oh no, this could be tough.
Clara: Why?
Clare: These Shorbes, they’re spiked! We can’t attack them normally. And we don’t have our weapons, not to mention we only have so many team items to use.
Clara: Yikes, we’re in deep goo now! How can we beat these things without using up all our team items? (The Babies respond by taking out their Hammers) Huh? You guys have hammers too?
Clare: That’s dangerous! Who gave you those?? (He walks in as if he was called)
Hammer Troop 1: Hey!
Hammer Troop 2: Niiiice… You found your buds!
Lil Clara: back with Biggies!
Hammer Troop 1: Yeah, buds helping buds makes the world go round!
Clare: Aren’t you two the same guys from earlier?
Clara: What happened to you’re weird voices???
Lil Clare: dhey no bad no mo.
Hammer Troop 2: We’re gonna teach you how to use the hammer when piggybacked, Ok? Choose the weapon on you’re A.C.B. (Clara selects it)
Clara: Yay. I get a hammer again! (Lil Clara takes out her hammer as Clara approaches a Shorpincho)
Hammer Troop 2: NOW! (Clara stops) When you’re ready, press your button Miss…
Clara: Kay… (She presses her button and lifts up Lil Clara)
Hammer Troop 2: That raises your tot! And when she’s ready, Press her button! (Clara swings Lil Clara as an extension of the hammer hitting the Shorpincho, Clare is dumbfounded)
Hammer Troop 1: Lemme explain about the blue one too! Choose the…
Clare: Allow me to stop you right there. You intend to explain to me how to use my Toddler self as a weapon to whack the spiked enemies, correct.
Hammer Troop 1: Pretty much. What’s the problem blue?
Clare: *Sigh* I really don’t want to argue about this now. Fine I’ll just go along with it. (She passes on the instructions to replicate her Twins actions)
Hammer Troop 2: Got all that? Big twins when it shakes!
Hammer Troop 1: Raise the tot and press her button when she shakes!
Hammer Troop 2: Now do your best!
Hammer Troop 1: And we… are outta here! (They both bail out)
Clara and Lil Clara: bye!
Clare: Well now that the little lesson is finished how’s about we finish this fight?
Lil Clare: yeh! (Both twins smack the Shorpinchos at the same time defeating them)
Clara: Phew, that was fun!
Clare: I will admit, it’s a tad awkward to use a Hammer like this. But I’ll get used to it.
Clara: So where to now?
Clare: Hmm, there was a pair of doors back where we first encountered those two Hammer troops. I believe the Babies went in the smaller door, probably because they couldn’t open the large door without us. We’ll start our search there.
* The Quartet returns to first area and enters the big door. There are some Dr Shorpi guarding the hall. They beat them and a Saucer Dropper to proceed deeper in the station.
Clara: Did those purple mush freaks dig into the mountain to make a basement?!
Clare: Actually, we might be on it’s side. The mountain’s floating, remember?
Lil Clara: ick! (The babies found a giant vat filled with a green liquid)
Clare: Oh my Hylia. This is where they’re keeping all the life force! All those poor people…
Clara: There’s more here! (She found a tube attached to the Vat)
Clare: There is?! (She observes it carefully) It’s flowing outward??? Where’s it going?
Clara: Let’s follow it and find out! (Both Twins start walking alongside the tube until it passes it a wall between two hallways) Which way Sis?
Clare: I have a bad feeling about the right hall, so we’ll try the left one.
Clara: You got it. (She leads them down the left hall and they beat up the Dr Shorbe hiding there. Its dead end.) Oh well. If you had a good feeling, look likes it would mean nothing.
Clare: I did not say I had a good feeling, just that I felt uncomfortable going the other way. (The Babies begin drilling in a spot the ground) What are they doing?
Clara: Looks fun! We should try it sometime. (Lil Clara surfaces holding a treasure piece)
Lil Clara: trea- trea!
Clara: Whatcha find?
Clare: It looks like those treasure pieces we used to collect. I can’t tell if it’s valuable, I didn’t even notice this spot. We’ll have to keep an eye for these marks from now on if we want more.
Clara and the Babies: Kay! (They move along to the other hallway which is more guarded then the last, Clare’s feeling gets worse. The tube filled with life force is still flowing in this direction over a Electric pit)
Clare: How’re we supposed to get across all this?!?
Clara: I dunno, but I’m sending the babies to go find out. (She grabs Lil Clare and lifts both babies into a vent. Clare crosses her arms and stares at her) What?
Clare: I bet you’re expecting me to say “But they’re babies! They can’t possibly know what to do!” right? And a way forward will appear in 3, 2, 1… (The Babies figured out how to make the bridge activate)
Clara: See. I knew they could do it.
Clare: I didn’t say anything. (The babies return to the Twins and they cross the bridge together. The tube they were following ends at a small nozzle) This is where all the life force is going???
Clara: That’s a let down… (A cup is place beneath the nozzle)
Clare: A cup? (The nozzle automatically fills the cup and is sent away on a conveyer belt)
Clara: Following it!
Clare: Hey, wait a moment! (They follow the conveyer outside, to the edge of the mountain. Several saucers are hovering around) Quick, hide!
Clara: Yow! (Clare pulls her behind some cover)
Clare: There’s way too many of them out there.
Clara: It looks like they’re all lined up for something.
Clare: But what? (They look for the front of the line and find a Shordropod drinking from that same cup from earlier)
Clara: Is it actually drinking life force?
Clare: Gross, why? (A pump attached to its rear connects to a pair of saucers and pumps them full of energy) That’s it!!! That thing is using the life force it drinks to create fuel for the Shorpi saucers!!!
Clara: So if we get rid of it… Then the Shorbes won’t get anymore fuel!
Clare: Right. Let’s come up with a way to divert it attention away from…
Lil Clara: yucky! (The babies snuck off for a peek at the cup)
Clare: Oh Farore, Clara NO! (She runs to tries and get the cup away from Lil Clara, but she knocks it over spilling everything on her) Ewww… it’s like greasy ectoplasm.
Lil Clara: oops. (The Shordropod becomes enraged)
Clare: Ugh, now we have to fight it.
Clara: So much for our non-existing Plan A. (The Quartet gets ready for battle as the Shordropod unhinges its pump) Here we go!
End of Part Nine
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