No good, the situation has become difficult. 

Due to Lord Zeus' description that anyone could essentially take on the role of the imposter, regardless of character, I would be in trouble trusting others.

First of all, I am no God of War.

I am the Goddess of Magic and Witchcraft. Needless to say, the other deities call me Miss Noodle Arms. As much as I resent that name - I can't deny it.

I can't even punch a cat.

Instead, Artemis's kitten knocked my tooth out when it tried to steal catnip from my cauldron... I had to hide in my temple for a month to regenerate!

My options of defense are incredibly limited...

...

Perhaps, my chances of survival would increase if I pair up with Aphrodite. I mean, ignoring her wild affairs with the God of War - that Goddess of Love and Beauty is really a dainty woman.

Essentially, she is an airhead.

Between you and I: we call her the Olympic Goldfish.

Again ssssssh. Or I'll cast Silence on you. 
Permenantly (-_-).