on the Chinese accent and laid out the "I don’t speak English” card and slithered back into the kitchen with all the dirty dishes.

"So, you are cops huh?” Jason sort of had no choice but to start talking to these two police officers, "How can I help you, officers?”

"Ok, first off, do we really look like cops?” the man from this duo frowningly asked Jason.

"Um, I am so sorry, are you not cops?”

"Yeah we are, but still!”