"Make sure to bring home some veggies for me, dear! Have a safe day at work!!"

"Thank's ma! I'll bring home some bell peppers for you since I know they are your favorite! I Love you!"

"Love you too!"

---

I was supposed to go home today. I was supposed to bring back my mom's favorite vegetable and have had a great dinner with her. Now, I'm tied up to a pole while others dance around me in the rain. And no, It's not kinky at all. They are all saying some weird thing like "O Gods! Please use this pure woman as a sacrifice, and protect our land!" The hell?!?! Am I some kind of sacrifice?? I hear a loud boom followed by laughter. It's a man's laughter. "This woman you speak of better be pure or else- oh?" Shit! He is looking at me. This man that just came down from the sky has the most beautiful blue eyes. It's almost like the actual sky is in both of his eyes. He has this magnificent blonde hair that flows down to his waist. I look at him with pleading eyes, hoping he isn't going to kill me. "Well Isn't this one a beauty? I think I'll keep her for myself." said the god. This hot liquid is flowing down my face and I don't know if it's happy tears, or just the fact that I could have died. "Aww, she is even cute when she cries" I'm not complaining since this "god" was supposed to kill me, and now he is saving me, but he has some weird fetish.”Thank you for sparing me, now, mind letting me go see my mother??” I had to ask. Poor mom. She is probably worried sick. “Haha, This one is funny! She thinks she can leave me now! hah hah!” The cult is also laughing. You can tell they are only laughing because they don’t want to upset their “god”. “Take her lord! We don’t need her!” All of a sudden there was a flash of light so bright I thought I was going to go blind. Ack! The dry dirt hit my legs as I fell from the pole I was tied to. I’m sorry mom, I’ll find a way to go back to you… I look up at the god holding me bridal style, and say “Let’s go. I’ll follow you since you are a god after all.” The god was pretty surprised to hear this from me, but chuckles a little. “Haha I’m starting to like you even more….uhhh what is your name little earthling?” the god asks. “I’m Edel, and it looks like I will be at your service for a while.” And with those words, my whole world went black. This is one of the weirdest feelings I have ever had. I feel tingling all over my body, and my eyes are most definitely open, but as I look around, It’s almost like they are closed. Then, another bright light, just like the one that cut me loose from the pole. I let my eyes adjust and- WOAH! Before me is a giant castle about the size of the Malbork Castle. I feel like there should be angels around me humming and playing the harp. Did I actually die and make it to heaven? Was the god that saved me really just god bringing me to heaven? “You don’t have to act anymore, Edel. Don’t act as you have never been here before.” Has this man gone insane? From what I know, all 25 years of my life have been on Earth with my mother and little sister, and now this god creature is telling me I have been here before. “I’ll have you know that all the life I have lived on Earth and not this magnificent world.” I need to set this man straight. “Yeah okay Edel, you could try and fool me but you're going to fail. I’ll go along with you for now, but if I suspect anything, you will have even worse punishment than before.” I’m just going to pretend he said ‘Welcome to my world Edel, make one move and I kill you.’ “So…. What’s your name big bad boss man?” I ask. “Ugh, for the 2nd time, my name is Agai and if I have to say so again you won’t like what comes for you.” Geez. This Agai dude can’t even pretend to be nice. What’s he the god of? Anger? “Haha what are you, the god of Anger?” I tried to ask without smiling but it did not work. “Yes” Agai replied with a straight face. I could not contain my laughter with this. “What is so funny? There are all types of gods here. Some are emotion gods, some are greek, Norse, and so on. Up here, we don’t care what “religion” you come from, as long as you are a god, or here for the god like you are, you can live here.” This answer surprised me so much I stopped laughing. I wish the Earth was this diverse. I should really stop thinking about Earth if I want to keep a straight face. If I keep thinking about Earth, I’ll think about mom.” That’s actually..really cool. I didn’t expect something like that.” “Hah, yeah. It’s better than Earth where everyone is divided, but anywho, let’s go get you to sign my contract”