Hmm...Could it be Aphrodite he's going after...Hmm..Maybe not. Knowing my husband, he doesn't like bedding the same girl twice in the same week.
I dislike admitting to his preferences, but at this point I must be logical!
......Or perhaps.
This 'experiment' is really a diversion. His true objective is to have me and the other gods go on a wild goose chase - so he could teleport to another Pantheon and flirt with goddess from other religions!
It must be the case! It's not like this is the first time Mount Olympus lost followers, our faith economy hasn't improved since the fall of Rome!
Think Hera, think!
Who is your Husband going after in the other religions? Could it be the Sun Goddess in the East? Uuuh...I had my suspicion he might fawning her.
Or maybe it's that Mesopotamian Fertility Goddess who part-times in warfare... Ish...Ish-something... Tch, I heard she became popular among the mortals in this Fate G Over...whatever it is!
Uuugh. That wife of the Norse God? The Queen of the Nile? Our Holy Roman counterparts--GAAAAAAH! THAT F--KING RAT B8STARD!
STOP F--KING CHEATING ON ME WITH EVERY MAN AND WOMAN IN THE WORLD! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMOOOOOOOOOOOORE!
I'll kill him!
I'll hunt down the b8stard and make him talk!
I'll spill his guts over his crotch, cut off his beard, and clean his own mess with it! ... hu..huhuh..huhuhahhauahauhauhauahahuhauhuh.
Prepare yourself Darling...Your scorned wife is on her way.
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