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..........................................................Zeus?

Why are you laying on the floor like that?

Why...why are you lying in a pool of spilled wine? It-it smells of iron.

Th-this isn't funny... S-stop staring at me with your open eyes, I can't tell if you're dead or joking! Get up you 8sshole! Tell me this is a prank and you punked me...

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Zeus... If you don't get up on the count of three, I'm divorcing you.

....One.....

.........Two......

.............Two and 1/2....

................Two and 3/4..........

.....................Two and 9/10.......

.........................Two and 10/20.......Wait that is a half.

.............................Two and--

ZEUS! GET THE F--K UP YOU HAYSEED DISPENSING 8SSHOLE AND STOP DYING!