Dialogue and actions/narration only
*The team follows Carmek out of the village. His trail leads them to the base of the island’s mountain. There’s a hut there that Carmek already ransacked. A small pile of cookies remain.
Clara: What kind of snacks are these anyways?
Clare: Hmm, they could be Drogo Cookies? (M.I.S.U identifies the cookies )
M.I.S.U: Yup, those are Drogo Cookies. …mostly just Drogo crumbs, it seems… Carmek may have pilfered them all.
Clara: Well good! They’re too plain, Bleh! They’d be better if they were sweet. Let’s keep going! (Clare follows her but sneaks back inside)
Clare: Heheh, Little does Clara know, we used to love these as kids. (She takes four cookies) One for me, one for later, one for an emergency, and one for right now. (Lil Clare eyes the cookie) You know… I guess you can have this one younger me.
Lil Clare: tank you muches. (She enjoy the cookie)
Clare: Okay back to Clara!
*Starting the climb up the mountain, the Twins quickly catch up to Carmek. Clara immediately cuts off his escape, and all four girls surround Carmek.
Carmek: Boy, you brats just get on a vein and just STAY there, don’t Cha? (He hops on his broom…) Well, try this on for size… (…and flys upward)
Clare: Shoot! We were so close.
Clara: That’s cheating! (Carmek curses several spots with flames to block the paths)
Clare: Now that’s just unreasonable…
Carmek: MEK! MUK! MAK! Unless your clothes are made of Divine protection, your gonna be cursed! You wimps! Give up now!
Clara: NEVER! (The Babies are with her as Clare knows better)
Carmek: You really think you’re so tough? Then make it to the Cliff top, losers! I’d DIE to see it! (He flys away)
Clara: Oh yeah? Just wait till I get up there! In fact, I’ll pass through those flames right now! (Lil Clara’ about to follow her)
Clare: Hold it! (She grabs Clara as Lil Clare stops Lil Clara) That’s cursed fire. You might not get burned, but it’ll still curse you.
Clara: Why don’t you just put it out, Sis?
Clare: Once again, cursed fire. Ordinary water isn’t going to douse these flames. (There’s a spring spilling nearby) Wait, this is fresh spring water. Maybe I can… (Lil Clara start drinking it) Wha, what are you doing Lil Clara?
Clara: Oh, the sign says its great for growing kids. (Lil Clara starts getting extra full) Heh heh, she got chubby.
Clare: This brings back bad memories … (M.I.S.U wants to see too)
M.I.S.U: Wow, look at the tyke guzzle! As you can see, if Lil Clara stands by the water, she drinks. If she drinks enough, she can she spit out lots of heated water drops, as disgustable as that sounds.
Clare: …I got used to it.
M.I.S.U: Well to get her to stop drinking, someone has to move her away from the water.
Clara: Ack! That’s too much! (She gets Lil Clara off the water) She’s like a water balloon now.
Lil Clara: blub blub!
M.I.S.U: Yes, you see, Lil Clara is tubbified now. And to empty her, just…
Lil Clare: eeeeep! (She can’t handle this any longer and whacks Lil Clara, making her spit up all the water)
Lil Clara: bleh!
M.I.S.U: Um… that …was gross. I was going to suggest a hug from behind, but that works too.
Lil Clare: bad water! No drink!
Clare: Just like I did… Lil Clare. You’re going to have to let your sister drink the water to get rid of the fire, okay?
Lil Clare: hrmmph. (She agrees, but doesn’t like it)
Clare: Good, worry won’t be necessary. Lil Clara will be fine. And to think I was going to try to make some holy water instead.
M.I.S.U: Alright, let’s get to work. I advise spitting on every thing you see!
*Lil Clara has a lot work to do. She drinks lots of water and Lil Clare uses her to douse the flames. The Twins protect the Babies from Cocoknight and dive bombing Birugs. They test out their new team item, Crash eggs. It works like volleyball, one twins sets it up as the other spikes it down on the baddies. With the fires clear, the Twins easily bring the Babies to the cliff top.
Clare: Shh. They’re right around the corner, stay hidden. (Lil Carnage is snacking away from his stash of cookies)
Lil Carnage: HURK! HACK! (He ate too much and chokes)
Carmek: Lord carnage, Little bites! Oh, here, drink this. It’s, uh, warm blood from an evil cow. (Lil Carnage drinks it all)
Lil Carnage: AHHH! Nothing quite like cookies and fresh blood! I was a little creeped out at first, hanging out in this ghost town, but… then I realized there was no one to stop me from eating every cookie in sight! Yessss!
Carmek: Yeah… it’s been… great.
Clara: What’s he doing?
Clare: I want to say it eating gruesome milk and cookies.(The babies are targeting the cookie stash) I guess there’s not much he can do with the whole invasion and what not. (The Babies expose themselves)
Lil Clara: yum-yums!
Carmek: Ack! Baby alert!
Clare: No! Not yet!
Clara: Uh oh. They caught us!
Lil Carnage: Grrrr! What are you chumps doing here? (He figures it out himself) Ah-HA! You followed me all the way here to swipe my treasure, didn’t you, you scum?!
Clara: It’s not just treasure, it’s also important! (The babies snuck off and started munching on the cookies)
Lil Carnage: Huh? Not just the treasure? You want the cookies too? (He misunderstood)
Clara: Eh?
Lil Carnage: Cwak ack ack! You’ve gotta be kidding! You stole the treasure in the FIRST place!
Clare: It wasn’t even yours to begin with!!
Lil Carnage: So? YOU’RE the bad guys! Duh! So all this stuff stays MINE! (He takes out the two fragments) THIS! AND THOSE! (The Babies finished eating all his cookies)
Clara: Wow. They ate everything.
Lil Carnage: OH NO!!! (Lil Clara and Lil Clare run back to the Twins) SHITTY BABIES)
Clare: Hey! Watch your mouth!
Carmek: Lord Carnage! Take it easy!
Lil Carnage: Hrmph… cookies…
Carmek: Leave this rabble to me. You just go walk it off, your Hungriness!
Lil Carnage: Grrrr! You punks got LUCKY, hear me? Stealing food? Who does that?
All four: You do!
Lil Carnage: You’ll PAY for those cookies!!! Oh, all right, fine! FINE!!! Carmek… I’m counting on you to finish these snackaholics! (He runs away)
Carmek: Whew…
Clara: He’s getting away!
Clare: After him! (Carmek blocks their way with his magic)
Carmek: You gals are really starting to chap my skull.
Clara: Too bad you don’t have hair like us to cover it.
Carmek: Then how’s about I yank those heads of hair off… AFTER I beat those cookies out of you!
Clare: DON’T YOU DARE!!!
Carmek battle start
*Carmek blasts magic at the Twins and they dodge to the side, Carmek gets on his broom and takes flight. Clara gets a Quad-Cannon ready and the quartet fire at him. They manage to tackle him but can’t knock him down. Carmek turns pebbles into boulders and drops them above the girls, the Babies mange to knock them away. Now Carmek make copies of himself.
Carmek: MEK MEK MEK! Oooh, which one’s the REAL me?
Clara: Drat! They all look the same!
Clare: We can use Crash eggs to single out the real one! (She pulls one out and sets it for Clara to hit)
Clara: Ser-VICE! (She kicks it at one of the Carmek copies, it poofs away. Clare spikes it to the next one. One by one, the copies are gone leaving the real one alone)
Clare: Hyah! (She and Lil Clare knock Carmek off his broom)
Carmek: AAACK!!
Clara: Great, he's down!
Clare: But not out. Be careful! (Carmek blast cursed fire at them. They both jump over it as it swoops beneath them, it ends up looping back at Carmek cursing him)
Carmek: WAAAAH!!! (He rams into Clare)
Clare: Oof!
Clara: OI! You JERK! (She hops headfirst into a Quad-Cannon and fires herself and Lil Clara to dropkick Carmek. He ain’t getting up after that) You okay Sis?
Clare: Yes, I’m fine. Thank Hylia I didn’t get cursed.
Carmek: yoorgh…
Lil Clara: we win!
Lil Clare: good clara.
Clare: Now, for the tiny Carnage!
End of Part Thirteen
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