Dialogue and actions/narration only

*In the next room there are several eggs stacked up alongside a larger egg. A bunch of tentacles grow out its sides and opens to reveal a pair of eyes and tongue. Scramblsaur stands above the exit.

Clara: It’s an egg octopus! (Clare backs away slowly) Sis? Something wrong?

Clare: … Yeah, tentacles really aren’t my thing. So… bye. (She tries to run away but bumps into Barard at the entrance)

Barard: Don’t you harm those eggs! Just let them go!

Clara: Uncle!

Clare: Did you come to help us?

Barard: Sorry to interrupt, I just had to see if I could help out…

Clare: Great. You and Clara deal with it, while I hide- (Scramblsaur’s tentacles grab one of the eggs and throws it at Barard. He gets knocked out)

Clara: Ands he’s out. Wonder if he’ll get his memory back. (The egg growls. Lil Carnage breaks out halfway)

Clare: That’s where he’s been?!

Lil Carnage: Grrrrr! Hey! Flesh face! (Clare points at herself) Yeah, you! Don’t just lie there! Get me outta here!

Lil Clara: ba-bee!

Clara: We’ll take care of you after we beat this Octo-egg!

Clare: It’s not like we have any other choice.

Lil Clare: nope! (Scramblsaur snarls at them and throws two more eggs)

Boss Battle START!

*Scramblsaur hides his eyes and tongue in his tough shell. Clara has a plan to beat it. She takes out a Crash egg and uses it to attack the other eggs along with Scramblsaur. Her idea works and frees a Drogo. As he runs away Clara instructs him on what he needs to do, He rolls a boulder to an upper level. Clare understands the plan now. Scramblsaur wraps his tentacles around several eggs and whips them at the Twins. Clara manages to avoid them, but Clare slips up and gets knocked out. Lil Clare drags her out of range. Clara frees more Drogos and sends them to help with the plan. While Scramblsaur gather more eggs to use as ammo, Clara and Lil Clara heat up.

Clara: Time to cook up some eggs! Double Clara FIRE!!!

Lil Clara: fire!!!! (Both of them breathes fire on Scramblsaur and it can’t take the heat inside his shell. The flames spread to the eggs and free even more Drogos. Now there’s enough of the for the plan, Clare recovers as well)

Clare: Okay, I’m up. Is everyone ready?

Clara: Yup. NOW! (On her signal all the freed Drogos push the boulder to land on Scramblsaur. It gets knocked over and exposes his weak tongue) Yes! It worked!

Clare: Quickly, that shell isn’t going to be open for too long. (She readies a Quad-cannon and all four of them blast on Scramblsaur’s weak spot dealing major damage) Not enough, but I feel like we’re close.

Clara: Right, let’s give him another go! (Scramblsaur yanks a chain and a hole opens beneath Clara and traps her) Whup. I’m stuck!

Clare: Grrr… First you knockout Uncle Barard, then do the same to me, and now you trap Clara?! You really are the worst! (She jumps up on Scramblsaur and floods it’s mouth with her water) Drown you tentacle FREAK!!! (Scramblsaur shakes her off and attempts to eat her, Lil Clare defends her future self by whacking the weak point)

Lil Clare: take dat! (Scramblsaur backs away in pain and Clara throws Lil Clara at it)

Clara: This’ll finish you.

Lil Clara: fire bomb!!! (She blasts lots of fire inside Scramblsaur’s shell an cooks it completely until it explodes) win!

Clare: Phew, thank Hylia that’s over. (Clara climbs out of the trap)

Clara: Yay. Great job Lil me, that’s how we cook our eggs. (The area where Scramblsaur was guarding opens and several eggs roll out, including Lil Carnage) There goes the egghead.

Clare: …There goes the fragments… (Barard recovers)

Barard: Ohhh, YESSSSS!! I bet if we go into this hole, we’ll be free! (Clare shudders)

Drogo: The Exit! (All the Drogos immediately jump down to freedom)

Clara: Our turn!

Barard: I’ll go and gather the rest of the eggs. You go ahead! You’re all gonna be free soon. guys.

Clare: We’ll meet you outside. (The quartet finally exit Shogo’s body. …the exit was his rear end)

Clara: So were we just-

Clare: Don’t say anything!

Lil Clara: poopy.

Clare: I SAID DON’T SAY ANYTHING!!!

*They all land just outside of the village, more eggs fall out and bonk Clare on her head.

Clare: Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. OW! Why did they only fall on me?!?

Clara: Here comes Uncle now.

Clare: NOOO! (She dives out of the way of Barard’s landing)

Clara: What a weird adventure. Being swallowed whole wasn’t so bad, even if the end was gross.

M.I.S.U: Well, we were able to preform a dashing escape?, weren’t we? An adventure-filled escape from a massive, pink horror…

Clara: Speaking of, what do we do about him now? He’s wayyy too big now! (Shogo calms down and goes to sleep)

M.I.S.U: That hulking monstrostroid doesn’t appear to be moving anymore.

Clare: It isn’t? Why it stop now?

M.I.S.U: I would surmise that the eggs supplied the hungry guy with it’s energy. Yes, indeed.

Clare: Uh-huh. I guess that solved itself, now that all the eggs are out.

Barard: We better hurry and get these eggs back to the village where they belong! (The eggs bounce behind him in a trail) Wow! Seems like they somehow know they’ve all made it home! Come on everyone! (The eggs follow him to the village)

Clara: I’m starting to like this new Uncle Barard.

Clare: I don’t disagree.

M.I.S.U: I suggest a return to the village to see what’s happening.

End of Part Sixteen