What. A. Total. DISAPPOINTMENT!

There were no geese! None! There were just a bunch of stupid armed splashing around in the lake! There weren’t any molted feathers or horns or anything, so these geese never even landed here! The armed got this place goose- blacklisted! That sucks total cloud eggs!

And the leech town! It was more like a sludge town! Turns out that leeches are part liquid or something, ‘cause they were all melted and gross by the time we got there. I didn’t get to munch on a single leech! Terry still ate some though. He even filled up a bag to take back home and share with Cherry and Narry (that’s what he named the armed that’s nesting with him). Why do we ever take Terry us again? He always pulls this weird stuff on us.

But I guess it’s not all bad. I found a cool laser pointer! And it totally does the thing with animals where they’ll chase after it! I led Jane around the camp for a whole hour after I got back. Goose Jane is pretty great after all! Human Jane never would have chased a red dot through the cooking area and knocked over a pot of egg soup! It was awesome!

In completely unrelated news, Bailey stole my laser pointer and won’t give it back.