So as you probably know my name is Lev short for Levi and I was just sent to earth."Why?', you may ask, well to be completely honest I am not too sure myself. One thing is for sure though is that I hate it here. I hate humans and I hate their smells.

Like SOOOO many different smells. Sometimes I can't stand it. It's like say you smell a baking cake but then in the background, you smell burning, and ugh you get a headache. Well, it's like that.

Anyway enough about the smells back to why I got sent to earth. So I don't know much but all I know is that Hell has been in a war with who knows where and it has been getting worse and worse. I talked to my dad yesterday(I just got sent here)and he said something big was gonna happen. I mean I kinda thought he meant he was gonna throw me a party for my birthday cuz you know it's in two months but I think I was wrong.

Obviously but anyway, he also said something about sending someone else he loved with me but I did not expect this. A tall lean man about my dad's age is with me crying his eyes out saying something about how, and I quote "ThE mAn I lOvE iS gOnE.".

"Excuse me?", I say in the most polite/concerned voice I can make.

"WHAT!?!?" he yells at me as he starts to look up.

I must look genuinely taken aback because I kid you not this dude actually gets up, bows in front of me, and says,

"I'm very truly sorry. I should be nicer to my new stepdaughter.", at that he rubs the back of his neck nervously.

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