[On the highway...]
Lincoln: Now... explain to me why you hid in Royal Woods all this time.
Sonic: It all happened 5 years ago ... I lived on an island where there was everything, even loopings! after a battle with Eggman, he blew up the entire island, which sank in the middle of the ocean. I thought I was a forest and I used a ring to come here, and I didn't even know that Royal Woods existed.
Ronnie Anne: Now, about the rings.
Sonic: Rings are mystical objects that allow people to teleport anywhere in the world. And taking advantage of you going to Great Lakes City, I will go with you.
Lori: What do you mean you literally go with us to Great Lakes?
Sonic: Why the rings fell on a skyscraper in the city.
Lori: Oh, that's a fair point.
Ronnie Anne: I know a skyscraper there. When we get there, I'll take you there.
Sonic: Thank you for helping me, [saddened] you could be the best friends a hedgehog could have.
[Everyone is moved by Sonic's speech. Shortly thereafter, Eggman activates the truck]
Eggman: Hmm... Eeny, meeny, miny... MAYHEM!
[Eggman chooses a tank to chase the van. Back to the van...]
Lincoln: You mean you spied on everyone in the Royal Woods for 5 years?
Sonic: To be honest, not all. I am fast and I can stay in several places, but not in all at the same time. I see something in one place, but I miss what is happening on the other side of the town.
Ronnie Anne: So you don't know what happened at Jean Juan's French Mex?
Sonic: No, what happened there?
Lincoln/Ronnie Anne: [both sweating and embarrassed] NOTHING!
[Sonic looks at them suspiciously]
Sonic: Why are you embarrassed? I just asked what happened at... I think I know what happened.. You kissed in the middle of the restaurant and in front of everyone who was there, right?
Lincoln/Ronnie Anne: [both sweating and embarrassed] How is it?
Sonic: There is no use denying it, that was the topic of the moment for a whole week! And thanks to you, I remembered that. Tell me how it went, go!
[A harpoon hits the van]
Lori: What the...?
[Everyone looks at the tank]
Eggman: [inside the truck] POW!!!!
Sonic: Go, tell me how was that kiss!
Lincoln: Have you noticed the harpoon trapped in the van?
[The tank pulls the harpoon and the van close to it]
Lori: Everyone holds on to something!!
Sonic/Lincoln/Ronnie Anne: Why?
[Lori accelerates the van, Sonic is thrown out of the vehicle, turns a ball and destroys the tank. Lori brakes the van and turns back]
Lincoln: Sonic??!!
Ronnie Anne: Sonic!!
[Meanwhile, Sonic keeps spinning and stops being a ball]
Sonic: [gets up] Uh... I think I had an extra life.
[Sonic realizes that he destroyed the tank and heads towards the wreckage]
Sonic: Oh yeah, baby! Sonic, one! [doing the floss] Big tank, zero! I'm sorry, did we get that on camera?!
Lincoln: How are you not dead?
Sonic: [dancing] I have no idea! Do you see me dancing?!
Lincoln: Yes, I saw you dance…
Sonic: [looks at the tank] HA!! Is that all you got?
Eggman: [inside the truck] No, but thank you for asking.
[Eggman activates another robot. Sonic returns to the van. The van starts to move. A mini-truck comes out of the tank]
Sonic: Did that tank have a baby?
[The mini-truck begins to chase the van and launch discs with small electromagnetic pulses, Lori diverts the van from all discs]
Sonic: Dang it, here we go again.
[Sonic goes to the broken van window]
Lori: Where are you going?
Sonic: Just drive there, let me take care of the rest.
[Sonic jumps out of the van and slides through the disks, grabs one and jumps into the mini-truck]
Sonic: Hey, everyone! Welcome back to my livestream! Today, we're destroying robots! Step one…
[Sonic uses the disc to burn the mini-truck's circuits and returns to the van. Then the mini-truck overturns and explodes]
Sonic: We did it!
[A one-wheeled robot only gets out of the mini-truck]
Sonic: Ah, come on.
Lincoln: Okay, now it's our turn.
[Lincoln throws several things from the van on the robot, and damage it]
Ronnie Anne: Lori, slow down!!
[The van slows down and Ronnie Anne wrecks the robot with a car wreck]
Eggman: [inside the truck] OHHHH! GIVE ME A BIG FAT BREAK!!!
Sonic: Whoo-Hoo! Next stop, Great Lakes City!!
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