blitzo was singing along to a song i was wearing head phones to help bare the ride he was about to park his car when someone stole it there plate said suck for life blitzo "oh suck for like hu" he grabbed his micro phone "LISTEN UP YOU PINK TOM DUMB YOU HAVE THREE SECONDS TO MOVE" the girl got out of the car "oh shit it's virassaca" i take my head phones off "what?" virassaca "blitzo" he fell out of the van and stood up "i should have known you were here i smelled fish miles away which is strange cues i nearest beach IS THREE RINGS DOWN" virassica "i should have known you be here when i herd the amber alerts" blitzo "im suprised they let your fat ass out of rehab see your still a drunken hore holding onto the blza juice like it's the last c*ck in hell" virassaca "im still famous rehab is for sad loser wash ups" she drank "so your sister says hi" i get out "what did you just say slut" virassica "oh and who is this one he seems cute" my eye twitched under the mask "get out of that spot before i" i herd a voice behind me "before you what" i look to see a big ass hell hound "before i shove my gun so far up your furry ass you'll be tasting lead before it blows your head off cues you see" i grab his collar and pull him down "cues im the worse mother fucker your going to meet down here so piss off before i get pissed off" i toss him he growled virassica "it's okay vortex what can he do anyway if he work's for blitzo he can't do much" she walked past us "besides unlike you vortex can do his job right" i chuckle "so you need someone to work for you in order to get your white juice" i made a jerk off motion to make it clear what i was saying she scoffed and walked off blitzo "yumi that was perfect she looked so pissed" luna "YOU KNOW VIRASSICA MAYDAY" blitzo "hu what oh ya we dated" i look at him "what?" millie "was it before or after she became a pop star" moxxie "you dated a pop star" blitzo "yes why is it so hard to belive" luna "it's virassica mayday" millie "it's you" moxxie "is she blind maybe suffering brain damage" i look at him "or was she drunk and or high" blitzo "your making this a bigger deal then it needs to be i don't pry into you dumb personal lives" we all say at once "YES YOU DO" millie "what was sex with her like" moxxie "millie!" i look at her "MOM!" millie "what you want to know what sex with micheal crofferd was like" moxxie "to cha" she looked at me "and you want to know what sex with l-" i cover her mouth "i get the point" blitzo "drop it millie find a place to park the van for now moxxie luna yumi let's handle this shit" we got onto the elevator and went to are floor were luna was rambling about how she thought she looked bad blitzo "you look great luny like always" i nod "ya you can never look bad you always hot" i get flustered by my words "as in you look fine nothing like im crushing on you i uh im going over here now" i got to moxxie "real smooth" i look at him "shut up" luna bumped into vortex and was blushing at him making both me and blitzo's eye twitch he stood in front of her "were is you sluty boss" vortex pointed to a room "no room on the second floor so they gave us this one cheaper" blitzo "oh fuck no" moxxie started rambling she both told him to shut up he went in and tried to reason but it went to far blitzo "MOX DON'T LET THEM ACSESS ANY OF YOUR HOLES" he came out "i need to go lay down" he walked a few feet and passed out my eye twitched "THATS IT" i kick the door open and shot the ceiling a lot "okay slu-" the ceiling colapsed and a body fell i look at it and then at them "OKAY SLUTS THAT CORSSES A LINE I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DEMON DUAL I BET WE COULD KILL MORE PEOPLE THEN YOU CAN FUCK WE WIN YOU LEAVE YOU WIN YOU GET ME" blitzo "wait what yumi that's insane you have any idea how thirsty these bitches are for you" i chuckle "oh trust me no onw could fuck more then i massacre can kill" they froze all except virassica "ooooooo~ the great massacre on the table this will be fun" she giggled "this will by fun especially to see whats under the mask" she ran her finger up my chest i slap it away and turn around walking to are office blitzo tells his plan and then he get's into a fight with moxxie luna "anyway i can come with you guys on this one" me/blitzo "yes/no" we look at each other "what?" we said at the same time blitzo "the guys up there will drool all over her since she's a vunrable goth girl" i ubject "which would could A use to kill the targets and B it helps that we can track them all so were are your guy's disguises" all of them except luna "are what?" i face pawm "you gotta be shitting me you've been cuesing trouble while in demon form" i rub my eyes "you know what it's fine it's fine let's just go" moxxie "but we still need enough clients for us to win were not going up there to just massacre" i look at him "wait were not?" he looked at me "no" i look forward and sink in my chair "fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck" blitzo "i got it covered" he went and put a sign up saying sping brake 50% off targets moxxie "no way this will" i point "it worked" moxxie "what!?" blitzo chuckled "now who's first" he went to get the target then we went to the human world i was wearing a normal jacket with jeans and boots and without my mask and only had a gun and knife "ready luna" she nodded "ya" she sniffed the list and was able to see the target she turned human and got one of them into a ally were i snapped his neck "perfect" she lored men i lored wemen into kill spot and the other's offed them blitzo hid the bodies "thats nine kills in the bag i like to see that witch try and beat" music started playing "oh you got to be kidding me" i look out at a stage were virassica was "shit" she started sing i whistle tapping my foot a little blitzo "really yumi" i shrug "hey good singing is good singing" he growled "damn goat started her devlish mating call we need to pick things up he on the list loony" luna "wha oh ya i think so" blitzo "good" he raised a axe the guy looked "whoa what are you a lepracon" blitzo "ya pretty cool hu" he chopped his head "you aint going to tell no body okay next one loony come on" he looked she was gone he panicked millie pointed "there" me and blitzo saw he walking towards vortex making us both pissed it looked like she was flustered he chimmed in "Are we inturupting something" tex "nah man just having a conversation" moxxie "and look's like we lost him guess it's up to us" millie "ya team m and m making the moneys" they went off and killed luna 'Blitz's get the fuck out of here your going to get us into shit" blitzo "i just wanted to see what was so important for you to be distracted from your job" luna "what i can't have a break" blitzo "a parking spot and yumi's chock being sucked by that bitch is on the line" tex "why not chill out" i look at him "fuck off ya white juice factory" luna "fuck you both why can't you be out of my face for five minutes" blitzo "cues i adopted you and he is crushing on you" i turn red "what?! no im not" blitzo "oh please it as abvious as pointing a gun at someone's head that you are in love with her" i shove him "shut up" luna "both of you shut up" we look at her "your not my real dad blitz's i was almost 18" blitzo "it still counts" luna "well it shouldn't i didn't need you then ass hole i don't now and you" she pointed at me i gulp "i know you like me and i didn't say anything cues i don't care you just a human who ended up in hell by a mistake your only the third most powerful demon cues of us if we left you there you would have been dead in a week and thats the longest" i froze and look down she turned her back on us blitzo turned her back on her moxxie and millie were about to kill someone but the table they hid on got flipped they thought moxxie was a posum and got put ina beer thing luna looked at us "yumi blitz's i" i turn around "if you excuse me i need to go do what i do best" i take my gun out and run off with blitz agreeing with me tex "damn girl that was savage you okay" he placed his hand on her shoulder she blushed "ya blitz's will get over it he always dose it's yumi im worried about" tex "well im glad you can stand up for your self takes guts" she put her hair back "thanks" she still looked down millie found moxxie in a beer thing and tipped it over he slid out drunk she giggled and picked him up something rose out of the water everyone screamed and ran i was strangling a guy a it was some kind of giant fish moxxie chuckle "fish" it's tounge wrapped around moxxie and ate him my eyes widen "moxxie" something went off in me i ran past millie "YUMI WAIT" my shirt burned off showing a six six six symbol on my back i launch up going thru it's jaw and getting moxxie out of it's mouth i thru him to millie and land on it's head "BURN DAMN FISH" it got ingulfed in hellish flames i flip and land on the sand millie "what was that" i sigh "i'll explain when we get back to hell" virassica "blitzo" i roll my eyes "oh yay it's the sluts and there hore boss" virossica "that was handled rather obviously" i toss her flask to her "ya well we didn't creat a leviathan class creature and last i check we killed most the people here meaning we win" moxxie laughed "oh yall got so fucked" he roared that last part blitzo "HA SUCK ON THAT PRUDE" we all laugh she growled "well you three will be in shit for not wearing beign in disguise" moxxie fell on his face and then looked up "a human called me a posume i am not a posume" he fell back on his face i walk up "well we could keep this on the down low if you give us that parking spot oh and also try to fuck moxxie again" my eyes lit on fire "i'll make sure you feel all seven ring's of hell crashing apon your fucking souls" she backed away i put my mask on "whatever TEX" tex "hu well guess its time to bounce but hey if your down to party i can give you a ring sometime" i sulk and turn around luna "really i mean yeah yeah" tex "yeah my girlfriend throws a tone of crazy hound parties" i stop and my eye twitched blitzo "oh i need to watch this" i grab a phone and dial nine one one millie "what are you doing" i grin "yes police i like to report a massacre by virassica and her crew especially the big one with a scar over his eye" blitzo "that is decite fule and evil i couldn't be more proud of you yumi" he open the portal moxxie blitzo and millie went thru i stop luna before she did "you should see this" the cops pointed there guns at virassica and there group luna "let me guess you did that cues i flirted with him" i smile "nope cues he chose someone else who isn't you" she blushed "maybe i should give dating you a try" i turn red she giggled "maybe" i sigh "that's crule" luna "i know" we hop thru the portal