St. Patrick’s day special! This has nothing to do with the plot of the story, or maybe it does? You guys can decide if it is or not. It doesn’t matter to me. Drink responsibility if you are, get a safe ride home, don’t drink and drive and always record your drunkenness as evidence because you never know what the hell happened when you are drunk.
I don’t drink so I wouldn’t know... So I think this is how it is when people drink? If not then I don’t care. I don’t like people drinking, and I hate people who do. Unfortunately it’s their decision, and I can’t change that. Doesn’t mean I have to like it. These people are obviously older so ALCOHOL is involved! Language also, and a murd- oops. Almost spoiled it. Look forwards to part two! If this lasts more then a year. If not then... meh lol XD
We sat at the dinning room table staring each other down. Chic and Path were out, and the place had four leaf clovers everywhere. Lou had a small leprechaun hat on and I was wearing a four leaf clover shirt, and green pants.
I absolutely refused to wear a hat.
Unfortunately, Path wasn’t having ‘No’ for an answer so I also had one of those stupid hats on. Except it was large. Chic wouldn’t stop laughing when he saw me in it. He said I looked like an ‘Angry old cat that hated wearing sweaters’. We were told to sit here, so that is what we did.
“I can’t take you seriously like that,” Lou cracked up laughing. I was sitting across from him arms folded and leaning back in my chair with my ridiculously large hat slightly slumped forward and I was not liking my situation. “You look like an angry pouty child who was denied a lollipop!” Lou laughed.
“I hate this hat.”
“Why?” Path walked in the dinning room sounding hurt. He was dressed as an actual leprechaun! Why was this guy like this? “Just because you said that, you won’t get your favourite dessert after dinner!”
“Aw, such a shame. I was looking forward to that cracker.”
“Ember! It was a cheesecake! I thought you liked it!” Path said as Chic set down some beer and snacks.
“Ash, he’s trying to ruffle your feathers,” Chic said, “He loves the cheesecake,” he pointedly looked at me as if saying to agree. It was true, I loved the cheesecake. But I want to be stubborn. Just let me be stubborn.
“Alright, no more cheesecake then,” Chic said and unpacked the other decorations to hang on the wall.
“No!” my mouth got ahead of me before I could stop it. Chic snickered like he knew something. “You’re the worst!”
“If that were to happen we all would have snuck a piece for you during the night,” Chic laughed hanging a leprechaun and made it look like it was going to dance. It made me feel better knowing that they’ll give me the cheesecake, but I felt tricked.
“The pouting child is back,” Lou chuckled and cracked open a can. Path was busy putting the snacks in bowls and setting out the beer.
“Says the lightweight,” I shot back and took the offered cup full of the alcohol that Path handed to me.
“Is that a challenge!? Dude I’ll drink you under the table!”
“You’ll be under the table before we even start,” I said taking a sip. Path had set out green cupcakes with clovers on them and cookies that were fresh out of the oven.
“Try and find the four leaf clover, and one of you will get a whole cheesecake to yourself,” Path said with a smile. I looked at the cupcakes, just as Lou did.
None of us moved.
Then Lou reached out to a certain cupcake that looked like it had more than three leaves. I couldn’t see a four leaf on my side so it had to be on his. But maybe I overlooked it? I looked at the cupcakes again and dubbed it safe that Lou had found it. He smirked.
He picked it up and showed me the cupcake.
I was in a rage.
I wanted to attack him.
It was the...
Three leaf clover.
The asshole!
He tricked me!
“We got to look for it, so that means we need to pick through the field,” Lou smiled and started eating the cupcake. Was it the plate?
I picked up a cupcake and seen on the bottom that it was a three leaf clover print under the cupcake. I looked up at Path glared at him. They were all three leaf clovers and the real four leaf was under one of the cupcakes! The scandal!
The evening went on with more jokes and beer being drunk, and getting drunk.
Turns out I was right about Lou being a lightweight. He stumbled over towards me with a cupcake in hand talking about wanting to feed me.
“What is with you? Is that like a fixation or something?” I asked as he loudly dragged a chair towards me.
“Let me feed you, you looked so sad,” he said in his drunken manner. I looked to Chic and Path for help but they only smiled. Lou sat down heavily and held the cupcake to me, then waved it slightly, “commjon take a byyta...” I sighed and took a bite.
“Leave me alone, now. Go bother someone else.”
“Take another one,” Chic laughed,
“Your gonna hurt his feelings if you don’t,” Chic said taking a drink.
“Fucking lightweights,” I muttered and took another bite. Lou insisted until I finished the cupcake, that somehow ended up with Lou straddling my lap.
“You got icing on your face,” Lou said and started licking my face. Chic was laughing all the while, and Path was enjoying my misery.
“You got it, now stop before I bite.”
“Yeah?” Lou said, attempting to whisper in my ear. I managed to keep Lou at bay before his pants came off. Luckily the guy passes out before he started doing something serious. Chic picked Lou up and set him on the couch while the rest of us got back to drinking. Path kept filling my cup, and Chic downed more cans. I’m starting to feel a bit buzzed and I’m wondering why Path wasn’t affected by his own drink.
Me and Chic started talking after awhile, I honestly don’t remember the conversation we are having. But soon we started arguing about something. Path only smiled.
It got pretty heated between me and Chic and we were on the ground wresting, I heard Path say something but didn’t pay attention as I was starting to feel good. It stopped not long after and just in time, I needed to pee. I pushed a boulder off me, not even bothering to wonder why there was a giant rock in the house. I had to find the bathroom.
Was this it?
I heard distant laughter and figured that Chic got up and Path was laughing about it. Oh well.
Path soon found me and guided me back to the dinning room. He smelled so good.
“Thank you,” Path said. I liked it, I really really liked it. “I’m glad,” Path said and we passed by a guy on the ground. Oh I know that guy. “Yes, I know him too,” Path said. He’s a great guy, I like him. Oh hey, I know him too. LOU! LOU! Ah, forget it... drunk bastard... “Come on, let’s get you some rest.”
The morning was hell. My head ached, I walked up the stairs after taking care of myself first, I looked like shit. I opened the door and heard the t.v. going. I walked to the living room to see what was on, Path was there watching a video.
“Leave me alone, now. Go bother someone else,” I heard my voice and looked at the show. Lou was feeding me a cupcake and got icing all over my face. Chic was laughing his head off. “You got it, now stop before I bite.” Oh god... Lou was grinding on me while I kept his hands from wandering. He was fully making out with me while Chic and Path laughed. Lou finally stopped and passed out from the exercise. I looked over at Path laughing lightly as he watched my misery at having to deal with a sexually frustrated drunk.
Turning back to the t.v. I was now having an argument with Chic about why cats are fluffy, and he said it was because kites conducted electricity and that cats always ended up in water because the boulder was round. We made absolute no sense at all as we argued, and soon we were having a make out session on the floor for whatever reason.
I soon got up saying that there was a giant rock in the room and someone needed to move it, and also needing to pee. I wandered to the corner of the room and pissed in a potted plant while Path laughed.
“I don’t think I’ll let you drink that much ever again, you poor thing.” Path said in the t.v. “I’ll be sure to give you two cheesecakes when you wake up tomorrow.” Path laughed and started dragging me through the rooms. I started saying that I knew the guy on the ground and on the couch I think. Not to mention that I liked how Path smelled, and saying that I wanted to fuck that smell.
“Oh my god...” I finally said and Path laughed.
“Sorry, Buddy. Didn’t realize you were up, let me get you something.”
“How are you not wasted?”
“I was drinking chilled green tea.”
“Why did you record that?”
“Why not? Best decision I made by the way. You can tell me more on how you want to fuck my smell after breakfast.”
“I hate you.”
“That’s not what you said last night, so tell me how your feeling.” I was absolutely confused. We didn’t. Did we? Fuck. What if we did... was he walking funny? I don’t think so... I heard Path laugh in the kitchen so I just sat down on the couch.
Nothing hurt.
It was something right?
Path set a tray in my lap and I made the mistake of looking to him. His lips met mine, and soon it became heated, our tongues mingled together. He pulled away all to soon and told me to eat.
“I’d rather do it with you sober,” those words made my earlier assumptions disappear. So we didn’t after all. Then suddenly I realized.
“Great, I kissed every guy here,” Path laughed and got up from the couch to make breakfast for everyone else in the house. I looked at the t.v. and saw something on the wall move. Then something grabbed Lou’s little hat and it started walking around the table. Then it walked to the camera and held a finger to it’s lips and disappeared around the corner. “PATH!” I called out “How do you rewind!?” I asked.
“Why? Oh here,” he rewound the clip a bit and played. There was nothing there.
“Where’s Lou’s hat?”
“I don’t know, it wasn’t where he left it when I got back upstairs. I thought I might have moved it, or you could have moved it?”
“Well, I remember you promised cheesecake, it might have been too far back.”
“Right, I did, didn’t I? Sorry, I’ll get that for you at lunch time. I still have to make it.” Path left to the kitchen and after a few minutes the hat came back with the little person. He reached to his side and brought it down and made it look like he was grabbing something from where he was grabbing. I looked to my side and reached between the cushions. I froze when I felt a small bag, the little man nodded clapping his hands and walking towards the kitchen leaving. I pulled the bag out and seen that it was a small leather pouch filled with... gold coins!
Nope.
Chocolate coins.
The little bastard fooled me, but he left a delicious treat. So he can’t be all that bad. I finished my breakfast and brought my plate to the kitchen and looked out the window. There was a rainbow outside and...
Lou’s hat, it was moving. Then a little man walked out, did a dance and walked through the fence waving.
“Can I go outside?” I asked, Path agreed and let me out. I walked to the spot where I saw the hat, it was on the ground lain upside down with something in it. I picked it up and inspected it. It was cash. Lots of it. With a note: Thanks friend for the hat, I needed a good one at that. So for your hat I'll lend you mine how's that?
I pocked the note and cash and put on the old hat.
“Thanks,” I said and walked back to the house. “Path I found the hat, but I’m keeping it.”
The leprechaun laughed, and went into the rainbow door. “I’ll be back for that hat, and my purse, watch out Umber Wixx or you'll be cursed. Because I always get whats mine, give it back and you won't be hurt. Hehe, hoho, haha."
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