Hello, I'm a human (I think). I torture/kill fictional characters, and would say I'm quite good at it. That is all you need to know. Goodbye. Oh, and I'm sarcastic, except when I'm not, or maybe even then. Depends. It has come to my attention that some people do not appreciate my dark humor. If you are one of these people: please speak up. I will apologize and leave you alone. I also must tell you that I would not actually do any of the things I say I would. I wouldn't ever be mean to someone in real life (except friendly teasing). Please don't hate me.