Read A Once Told Story :: Once upon a time …

Just kidding this isn’t one of those stories where a beautiful princess finds her true love and gets the prince, this is a story of bad and terrible endings that I was once a part of. This all started when The Gang (Tye, Joelle sometimes Joe, Vence, Kurl, and Me Logan some times Logie one Canobie by Tye.) walked into the T.J.V.K.L Aka our clubhouse or club next to the tiny pond where I learned Joe was trans I crossed my bra I wouldn’t tell. We all walked into the club from our houses.

As we all walked into the club Kurl noticed he was missing all his Chocolate Nuggey Cuck Bars. Kurl looked around the Club while Tye noticed he was missing his 157 pages of his “Star Wars Log.” We looked around a little bit to see if anyone else was missing anything.

“All mine is here,” Joe shouts from her room.

“Mine too,” I say

“Guys!” Vence yells.”The, um the book is well, gone…”

“WHAT!” We all yell.

“I think we’ve been robbed!” Tye says still looking for the book

“Ya think!” I yell

Ok just to catch you up the book is something that our guardian gave us to learn how to control our powers. And now the book was taken. Spells lost, Maps gone, and Pages filled with help on how to work our powers in the first place taken by some incompetent human that doesn’t understand how much we need that book. And how much Kurl needs his Chocolate Nuggey Cuck Bars.

Later that night after we had some pizza and Kurl had some cheese sticks. We decided someone needed to tell our guardian.

“Not me,” Tye says. We all look at Vence

“Nope!” Vence responds.

“Come on you're the smartest person here! You can tell him in a way he won’t get mad at us!” I say

Vence says, “N-O! I’m not going to do it. Why don’t you do it you’re the prettiest girl here.”

“That’s not saying much…” I say

“Come on Logie One Canobie Please!! You’re our only hope!” everyone says

“FINE just this once or else I will shoot you all with these fireballs,” I call him down so I can tell him, but he doesn’t answer me, which is pretty weird. He never ignores our summonings I summon him a few more times just in case he just ignores me.

“Hey, Joe. Teleport up there and see what's going on.”

“Of course I’d LOVE to.” Joe sarcastically grunts

Vanishing away in a pink dust ray we sit and wait very patiently ready for any surprise attacks. Why, because the Goreors (the bad guys) surprise attacks us if we are apart. We sent Joe because it’s a dangerous trip up there. She can take it but, some never come back once she almost didn’t but luckily we were there to help her. This time we can't. Thanks to Kurl.