When I say Space Pants you say intergalactic space pants! I'm just kidding this isn't the story... Once Upon a time there was a pro chef who was going to teach some kids how to cut a mango. "Alrighty everyone here is how to cut a mango! First ask the mango how to cut the mango. Two gently stab the mango and if it screams then stop IMMEDIATELY!!! three gently slit the mango on the inside and if the mango screams then stop PRONTO! four gently rip off the skin and if the mango screams please stop RIGHT AWAY!! Throw the skins in the trash, if the mango screams, get the skin out of the trash and rock the mango like a baby. Then chop the mango into many pieces and eat, and if the mango screams just super glue it back together. Then the world blew up and we saw person floating in space playing the nintendo switch.
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