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There once was a little mouse who lived for buttons, he made so many things out of them, sheilds, hats, bows, instruments, clothes, and so much more. He was the most famous button designer of the button age, but then the next day it became the aluminum age. He got less and less business everyday, he then decided to try aluminum and he then realized that is was easily ripped and cheap for what is was. He then made protests for bringing back the button age, they even had an entire debate about it. The protest worked and he got his fame and fortune back, and this time he decided to donate to charity. Then the world blew up and a person was floating in space playing Splatoon 2 on their Nintendo Switch.

Moral of the Story: We need to keep the golden age of technology alive because I don't want that cheep stuff