Once upon a time, there was a bird flying in the sky, he knew he was different from all the other birds he had met, but he didn't know why until he saw his first winter. When winter came he noticed puffs of steam coming off of him. He realized that he was a machine, so he decided if he was a machine to help all the other birds survive. He let the other birds use him as warmth and then birds from all around the world flew to his tree to keep warm. Then thanksgiving main tradition with turkey was gone because all the birds just disappeared (they were all in his tree where no one could find them) so the humans went hunting for deer instead of turkey, then the world exploded because they hunted a deer but it was a machine so the world exploded and the person who was normally floating in space and playing on the nintendo switch was for some reason dancing instead.