Once upon a time, there were 4 brothers, the first brother was rich and greedy, the second brother was a merchant... COMING SOON TO A DANK RIVER VALLEY NEAR YOU! Why is all my metal so lame and lumpy? Tired of using lame, sad metal? INTRODUCING BRONZE! MADE WITH SPECIAL INGREDIENT TIN FROM FROM THE FAR LANDS OF TIN LAND! I don't know my dealer won't tell me. The third brother was a wild nomad... meanwhile out in the middle of nowhere he figured out how to put wheels on a horse. NOW WE'RE GETTING SOMEWHERE! The fourth brother was also a free and wild nomad. THE FREE AND WILD NOMADS WANT TO RANSACK YOUR CITY!!! We can...! No, don't... Then everyone panicked because the free and wild nomads were ransacking their city, and then the world blew up and the person floating in space was still playing on the Nintendo switch.