Once upon a time there was a turkey who loved life and he knew (more like guessed) he would be safe in his home forever. Then one day there was this guy and his dog he had a interesting looking stick (he was hunting) and the turkey was like, "oooooooh! it just a interesting looking stick!" so he went back to feeling safe, but then the guy walked up to him and tried capturing him so basically he ran into this random house nearby and quickly edited this story and deleted the guy. Then he made himself a Greek god for whatever reason. Then obviously SOMEWHERE IN A DANK RIVER VALLEY NEAR YOU! There was the Beatles playing an amazing song called Glass Onion. Just kidding.... The world blew up and the guy on the Nintendo switch (obviously floating in space) was actually playing a game with the turkey in it and so the turkey never really edited this story. Also, he was never real. Either way, the person with the Nintendo switch floating in space was also eating some turkey and mashed potatoes.