Once upon a time on a very sandy dessert was this guy who was standing and watching the sunset, then all of a sudden these people fall from the sky and are fighting in 2 groups against each other. The guy on the dessert staring at the sunset went crazy and ran around screaming "WHAT IS HAPPENING????" The people were fighting forever or were they fighting forever because they were from all different time periods??? You never know... IN A DANK RIVER VALLEY NEAR YOU!! There was the person floating in space playing the Nintendo switch who was attempting to do the Octoling expansion on Splatoon 2, but it turns out she wasn't actually there, it was just in some random valley in Splatoon 2. Then obviously the world blew up and we actually saw the person floating in space playing the Nintendo switch and she was socially distancing with the earth.